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KidRoastsAdultsMC SMP

Adults, Behavior, children, Communication, compassion, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, Empathy, family, hurtful, Impact, insults, KidRoastsAdultsMC, Kids, Maturity, mean, parenting, relationships, Rude, smp, upbringing, Words

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Have you ever heard a kid tell an adult they smell like a creeper’s armpit? Well, if you want to experience more savage roasts like that, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! Our players are so ruthless, they’ll make you question your entire existence while building a pixelated castle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a chicken who lays diamond eggs. So if you’re brave enough to face the wrath of our pint-sized players and the spectral poultry, come join us for some epic shenanigans!

CraftyNetizens

best websites, CraftyNetizens, favorite websites, helpful websites, internet resources, Online Tools, top websites, useful websites, Website Design, website directory, website discovery, website functionality, website list, website navigation, website rankings, website ratings, website recommendations, website reviews, website search, website suggestions, website usability

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zombie Dances:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	189	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1829
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper blowing up your house? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all you block-building enthusiasts out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig, or battling it out in epic PvP battles with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of obsidian.

Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself has been spotted hanging out in our virtual world, offering players enchanted items in exchange for their best dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft server this side of the Nether!

Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server

authoritarianism, Corruption, Craft, criticism, Democracy, Dictatorship, equality, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Justice, Lammy, mafia state, Minecraft, Oppression, Politics, putin, Putins, russia, Server, slave owner, world leaders

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCommiesMC

accountability in foreign affairs, China’s involvement in Russia, China’s support for Russia, Chinese assistance to Russia, CraftyCommiesMC, Danish government stance, Danish PM, Denmark’s position on Russia, diplomatic pressure, diplomatic relations, foreign policy decisions, geopolitical alliances, global diplomacy, global politics, helping Russia, Hold China responsible, International cooperation, international relations, political responsibility, Russia-China relations, world leaders’ statements

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

so, liek, u kno wat wud b a gr8 idea? joinin dis amazin minecraft server! u kno y? cuz we hold china responsible for helpin russia! yea, u heard it rite! we r takin a stand against all dat craziness goin on in da world by playin sum blocky game! danish pm wud b so proud of us, u kno? so come join us and show dem all dat we aint gonna take no nonsense! plus, we got sum insane stories to tell u while u mine and craft and build ur way to victory! trust me, u wont regret it!

SkyHigh Slumber Party

Aircraft noise, aircraft noise effects, daily sleep rhythm, disrupted sleep, disrupted sleep-wake cycles, disturbances, disturbed sleep, night, nighttime aircraft noise, nighttime noise, Party, Poor sleep quality, restlessness, skyhigh, sleep deprivation, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, sleep quality, sleep-wake cycles, Slumber

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	6678
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Villages Defended:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of sleeping with aircraft noise blasting in your ears all night long! Who needs a peaceful night’s sleep when you can have disrupted sleep-wake cycles and feel restless all the time? Our server will have you feeling like you’re living next to an airport runway 24/7! Say goodbye to boring, uninterrupted sleep and hello to the constant excitement of never knowing when the next plane will fly overhead! Join now for a sleep experience like no other!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1765
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most ridiculous one out there! Join us for a chance to witness the legendary “BAU”DOL in action, born to be the ultimate Minecraft master!

Our server is so epic that even the debut was out of this world, with 3D graphics that will blow your mind! Check out our YouTube channel for all the insanity and don’t forget to follow our schedule for some mind-blowing streams.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for some Twitter spaces, karaokes, and other wacky surprises. And don’t miss out on our official playlist of covers and songs that will have you dancing in your minecart!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got merch that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for some “baubau” singing, NSFW content, and VTL team info that will leave you questioning reality. See you on the server, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Oh noooo Minecraft SMP

Despair, Disappointment, dramatic, exaggerated, exasperation, Expression, Frustration, funny, humor, internet culture, meme, Minecraft, negative emotions, noooo, Oh No!, Oh noooo, reaction, Sadness, smp, social media, trending, Upset, viral

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9006
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is like no other! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they’ll grant you three wishes! Want a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Done. Need a house made entirely out of cake? Consider it built.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who knows, you might just become the ruler of the land of exploding chickens and breakdancing llamas!

FashionRebel Minecraft Server

aita, apartment, Boundaries, casual clothing, Communication Issues, Disrespect, FashionRebel, Fight, freedom, friendship, group dynamics, living situation, Minecraft, no bra, refusing to change, roommates boyfriend, Server, shorts, small tops, text argument, what I wear

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8801
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Farms Harvested:	880	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value freedom and individuality above all else! Looking for a place to express yourself without boundaries? Look no further!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with rebellious players who refuse to conform to societal norms. Just like the player who dared to defy her roommate’s request to wear a bra around her boyfriend. Who needs a bra when you have the freedom to roam around in your virtual world with no restrictions?

Experience the drama and chaos of living with roommates who bring their boyfriends over without paying rent. Will you stand your ground like our fearless player, or will you give in to the demands of those who try to control your virtual wardrobe?

So come on, join our server and let your rebellious spirit run free! Who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next. Remember, on this server, the only rule is to have fun and be yourself, no matter how outrageous that may be!

ShowerCraftLOL

Boundaries, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, cousins, Etiquette, family dynamics, hooking up, house rules, living arrangements, moral beliefs, personal space, privacy, relationships, religious beliefs, roommates, shared bathroom, shower, ShowerCraftLOL

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Holy Grails Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value cleanliness above all else! Join us for a wild adventure filled with drama and scandal, just like the story of this player and her roommates.

Imagine a world where showering etiquette is taken to the extreme, where one must clean the bathroom “really good” after any questionable activities. Will you be able to navigate the treacherous waters of shared showers and conservative roommates?

Embark on quests to find the perfect cleaning supplies, battle against the forces of grime and dirt, and prove yourself worthy of using the sacred shower in the master suite. Will you be the hero who restores peace and cleanliness to the land, or will you be deemed the villain who leaves water behind for all to see?

Join our server now for a unique and hilarious experience that will leave you questioning your own showering habits. Who knew that Minecraft could be so scandalous and clean at the same time?

HeartKillerMC SMP

cardiovascular disease, cholesterol, diabetes, emotional stress, family history, heart attack, Heart Disease, Heart failure, HeartKillerMC, high blood pressure, hypertension, inflammation, lack of exercise, obesity, poor diet, poor sleep, sedentary lifestyle, smoking, smp, stress, unhealthy habits, unhealthy lifestyle

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for what is killing your heart! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, we have insurance)!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as insane as they come. From building giant statues of chickens to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but wooden swords, there is never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams the lands, granting wishes to those who can catch it (good luck with that)!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your heart be filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the ruler of the server’s very own banana kingdom (yes, we have a banana kingdom, don’t ask why). See you on the other side, adventurer!