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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1654 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 77 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can breakdance, and chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs! it’s a total mind-blowing experience that you won’t find anywhere else.
plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the macarena while riding a pig. it’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best dang minecraft server you’ll ever play on!
so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, anything is possible! (except for driving on the right side of the road, that’s just crazy talk)