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  • Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition

    Wild West Women Minecraft SMP: Divorce Edition
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 3593
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 74 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of getting dumped because your Minecraft house doesn’t have enough diamonds? Join our wacky SMP where the only currency is emeralds and the only law is to have fun! Who needs a girlfriend when you can have a pet creeper that explodes every time you tell a bad joke? Don’t let the western laws of relationships bring you down, come join us and find the real “good ones” – villagers with amazing trades and iron golems that will protect you at all costs! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride full of laughs, adventures, and maybe even a little bit of love (from your virtual pets, of course).

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server

    Parthenogenesisize Right Now Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 2739
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Animals Bred: 86
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Astral Projections Made: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of waiting for other players to join your Minecraft server? Well, fear not because on our server, you can PARTHENOGENESIZE right now! That’s right, you can reproduce all by yourself and create your own army of minions to do your bidding. No need to rely on anyone else when you can just REPRODUCE REPRODUCE REPRODUCE to your heart’s content. Join us and experience the wonder of PARTHENOGENESIS like never before!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang

    Minecraft SMP – /dng/ – Diamond Ninja Gang
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 2591
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast! Join us for epic adventures, wild builds, and crazy shenanigans that will leave you laughing for days.

    Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a land filled with talking cows, dancing pigs, and flying llamas. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds, only to have it stolen by a mischievous Enderman who thought it would make a great hat.

    But fear not, for our SMP is a place where the impossible becomes possible. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Done. Want to create a rollercoaster that goes all the way to the moon? Easy peasy. Want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, anything is possible in our wacky world.

    So come join us and let your creativity run wild. Who knows what insane adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Just remember, the password is “vidya” and the tag is “/dng/”. See you there, fellow adventurers!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Short Kings Minecraft Server

    Short Kings Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 1453
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 67 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 35 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

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    Are you tired of towering over everyone in Minecraft? Are you ready to embrace your inner short king? Look no further, because on our server, short kings reign supreme! Our server is the perfect place for all the vertically challenged players out there.

    Join us and experience a world where being short is not just accepted, it’s celebrated! Build your kingdom on a smaller scale, literally, and show the world that size doesn’t matter when it comes to ruling the land.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of tiny yet mighty players who have banded together to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and become a legendary short king warrior?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your short king flag fly high!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP

    Quick reminder /g/ doesn’t know Unix as Linux is not Unix… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 2098
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Villages Defended: 14
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 2788
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place on the block!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or mining for diamonds while being chased by a pack of friendly creepers.

    Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster out of TNT and rode it straight into the Nether.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests that only those who can solve riddles written in pig Latin can access.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just remember, /g/ doesn’t know Unix, but we sure know how to have a good time.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server

    StoryMine Survival without OP GOD FLY Minecraft server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 8643
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 21
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

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    What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    3.storymine.ru

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server

    Freaky Vtuber Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 4182
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Zombie Dances: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 47
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7

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    Welcome to the most avant-garde, alternative, horror, and weird Minecraft server out there! We cater to Vtubers who are as unique and eccentric as they come. Our server is like a virtual art gallery, showcasing the most bizarre and mind-bending creations in the Minecraft universe.

    Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the sheer madness and creativity that our members bring to the table. From haunted mansions to alien landscapes, there’s no limit to what you can build here.

    But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that a ghostly Vtuber haunts the halls, seeking revenge on those who dare to enter their domain. Will you be brave enough to face the challenge and uncover the secrets that lie within?

    So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows what strange and wacky adventures await you in this twisted virtual world? The only way to find out is to jump in and start building your own crazy creations today!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP

    Breeders R Us Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 6635
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Love Letters Sent: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 10 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 4

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have a totally unique and outrageous society! Join us if you want to experience a world where all women are used as breeding cattle, just like Plato talked about but taken to the next level! No sex allowed here, just artificially conceived embryos growing in women’s bodies. And get this – the embryos could be completely unrelated to the women carrying them!

    But that’s not all, older women and those in the most challenging months of pregnancy get to do childcare work and other roles. The children are taken away as soon as possible to ensure loyalty to the state. Heredity and maternity records are top secret for medical purposes.

    If you’re looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience, this is the SMP for you! Join us and see just how insane things can get in our one-of-a-kind society.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server

    No Fucking Way, /v/ Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 4381
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Star Shards Collected: 259
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 11 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP

    New Sabrina Online Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/800 Votes: 5268
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9292 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the only rule is to have fun! Join us for epic build battles, crazy treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a legendary Minecraft player who can help you find the rarest diamonds and defeat any boss mob with just a flick of their spectral wrist. Plus, we have a secret society of llamas who are always looking for new recruits to join their llama army and take over the server one spit at a time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the one and only Notch himself, riding a diamond-encrusted pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least we still get new Sabrina Online.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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