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Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 6503 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 28 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!