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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 542 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 281 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 24 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of a potato to worship as your new Minecraft overlord. Our server is so epic, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of awesomeness here.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, where you can battle giant spiders and rescue princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers and plays dubstep music when you swing it.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!