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Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 9453 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 13 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5409 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the drama of entitled parents demanding invites for their kids who aren’t even friends with anyone here. Watch out for the Karen mobs who will try to guilt trip you into letting their kids play with your diamond swords.
But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. We’ll make sure only the true friends of our players get to join the fun. And if anyone calls you an asshole, just block them like you would a creeper in the night.
So come join our server and experience the ultimate virtual birthday party drama. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a Minecraft server full of wild stories and crazy adventures?