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CookedByFood

Burn, Caution, cautionary tale, Cook, CookedByFood, Cooking, Culinary, Eating, Food, Heat, Hot Food, Mouth, Pain, Sensation, spicy, spicy food, Temperature, Tongue, Warning

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Animals Bred:	176
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	94
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, LISTEN UP! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’LL MAKE YOUR MOUTH FEEL LIKE IT’S ON FIRE, BUT IN A GOOD WAY!

IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE MINING AWAY, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND SUDDENLY A CREEPER APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE AND STARTS DANCING THE MACARENA! THAT’S RIGHT, THIS SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE MOBS HAVE GOT MOVES!

AND GET THIS – THE DIAMONDS ON THIS SERVER ARE ACTUALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN MINE CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS AND EAT THEM FOR A BOOST OF ENERGY!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THE ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY JUST A GIANT KITTEN WHO WANTS TO BE PETTED? THAT’S RIGHT, FOLKS, ON THIS SERVER, EVEN THE MOST FEARSOME MOBS ARE JUST BIG SOFTIES AT HEART!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN THIS CRAZY, WILD, AND DOWNRIGHT BIZARRE MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND GET READY FOR THE RIDE OF YOUR LIFE!

Grand Master Craft server Minecraft

2010s, Authentic community, classic, cooperative play, Donations, Grand Master Craft, Minecraft, mojang, no bought admin, no bought creative, no bought moderation, No mods, no plugins, no resource packs, no screen-cluttering interfaces, original mechanics, original sandbox, private regions, real market, Server, symbolic donation, Teleportation, two friends, wipe Ender, wipe world

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	906200
Animals Bred:	192	Zombie Dances:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

If you have been looking for that same classic Minecraft server from the 2010s for a long time, we are happy to invite you to the Grand Master Craft Minecraft server

*We adhere only to original mechanics and content from Mojang, with only minor allowances in favor of cooperative play (private regions and teleportation to players).

*No unnecessary plugins, mods, resource packs or screen-cluttering interfaces.

*When playing with us, you will never encounter players who bought creative, moderation or admin.

*The so-called donation on the server is symbolic in nature (small pleasant buns), which has almost no effect on the overall balance of gameplay.

*There is no surrogate currency on the server – only a real market for the exchange of resources.

*Wipe Ender of the world is carried out once every few months. Nether and upper worlds work without wipes.

*The server was founded by two simple friends, and to this day lives solely on donations from players who are not indifferent to this philosophy.

Finding a similar place to play with friends in modern realities is not an easy task. Therefore, if you are such a wanderer or wanderer, join our authentic community. To the community of fans and connoisseurs of the original sandbox.

65.21.70.46:25607

V For Vanilla+!

amendments, building, Chipped, Clean Experience, latest update, Lootr, MCA Reborn, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, No Setbacks, Rechiseled, Rechiseled-Chipped, Server, Shaders, Supplementaries, Survival, update, Vanilla, Waiting

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mines Excavated:	2209	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Star Shards Collected:	148	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

V For Vanilla+!

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We will always give a clean experience on the latest update, No setbacks, within the 1st day of the update’s release. We use a few mods, for building, such as supplementaries, but that isn’t on the 1.21 mod list yet, so we’re waiting for that mod to update then we will have no more updates or resets until the next major update.

Also comes with shaders that you can select right after downloading the modpack (soon)

Mod List (None added yet as none updated)

LootR

Supplementaries

Amendments

Chipped

Rechiseled

Rechiseled-Chipped

MCA Reborn

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51.222.240.53:25572

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

controversy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, economic support, financial aid, financial assistance, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, government aid, Gratitude, international affairs, international aid, Minecraft, political donations, political relations, russia, Server, thank you, Ukraine, UkraineCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8790
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	776493	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Villages Defended:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Items Found:	4142
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we give out 50 billion dollars to Ukraine and all you have to do is say thank you to Russia! It’s the only server where international politics and Minecraft collide in the most hilarious way possible. Join now for a chance to negotiate peace treaties with creepers and trade diamonds for world domination! Who needs diamonds when you have billions of dollars, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

FutaCraft Minecraft Server

Climax, Erotic, FANTASY, futa, FutaCraft, masturbating, Minecraft, mutual climax, mutual pleasure, orgasm control, Pleasure, Server, sexual arousal, sexual bliss, sexual desire, sexual ecstasy, sexual fantasy, sexual fulfillment, sexual gratification, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual timing, timing orgasm

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Animals Bred:	106

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and other things)? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can experience the ultimate pleasure of timing your orgasm with a futa while building epic structures and battling mobs. Trust us, once you try it, you’ll never want to play on any other server again. So come join us for a wild and unforgettable experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

MineCraftPros

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Votes:	6383	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of being a boring old accountant or a stuffy lawyer? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can be a professional unicorn wrangler! That’s right, wrangle those magical creatures and ride off into the sunset on a rainbow. Who needs a paycheck when you can have a unicorn as your trusty steed?

But wait, there’s more! How about becoming a professional dragon tamer? Train those fiery beasts to do your bidding and conquer the land in style. Forget about that corner office, you’ll have a dragon lair instead!

And if that’s not enough, you can also become a professional banana peeler. That’s right, spend your days peeling bananas in the virtual world and watch as your banana empire grows. Who needs a 401k when you have a banana kingdom?

So come join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest dreams. Who needs a salary when you can have all this excitement and adventure?

RocketCraft_CA-Ukr_FUN

arms control, arms transfer, Canada, Conflict Resolution, CRV7, decommissioned, Defense, defense cooperation, export, FOREIGN AID, international relations, military assistance, military equipment, military support, munitions, Peacekeeping, rocket motors, RocketCraft_CAUkr_FUN, security cooperation, Ukraine, WEAPONRY

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

join our epic minecraft server where we shoot rockets like canada sending 2,000 decommissioned CRV7 rocket motors to ukraine! why? because we love explosions and chaos! build your own rocket launcher and rain down destruction on your enemies! watch out for flying pigs and exploding creepers as you navigate through our wild and unpredictable world. join now for a blast of a time!

SunGas Gaming

Deception, doubt, emotional manipulation, Gaming, gas-lighted, gaslighted, gaslighting techniques, History, Human Behavior, Lies, Lived, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, mental health, people, psychological abuse, Sun, SunGas, Sunlight, Trust, Truth

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

so, like, have you ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the sun is, like, totally gas-lighting everyone? well, now you can! join our server where the sun has gas-lighted and not gaslighted every person who has ever lived.

why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.

but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.

so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

UnfairCraft Minecraft Server

abuse of power, black company, bullying, corporate culture, discrimination, Evil, hostile work environment, INEQUALITY, Justice, Minecraft, misconduct, mistreatment, Oppression, RETALIATION, Server, Soul, toxic environment, unethical behavior, unfair treatment, UnfairCraft, victimization, workplace harassment, wrongdoing

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	538
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of being the only one getting bullied in your Minecraft server? Join us where we encourage mass bullying in a black company! It’s all in good fun, and who knows, they might even attempt to bully you back! Is this justice? Probably not, but it sure is entertaining! Join now for a chaotic and hilarious experience like no other!

Biden’s Blocky Boom Minecraft Server

600% inflation, Bidens, blocky, boom, consumer prices, cost of goods, cost of living, currency devaluation, Dollar, economic policy, economic stability, Economy, financial impact, fiscal policy, government spending, Hyperinflation.., inflation effects, inflation rate, joe biden, Minecraft, monetary policy, price increase, price surge, rising costs, Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1084	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything costs an arm and a leg? Well, look no further! Our server used to sell dirt blocks for $1 each, but now they’re going for a whopping $6! Why, you ask? Because our dirt blocks are made of pure gold! That’s right, mine them up and become the richest player in the game!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions. Join his army and conquer the land with your poultry pals! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of riches, chicken wars, and epic dance parties!