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| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 1697 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1879 | Emeralds Found: | 5086 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8172 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Are you tired of being a basic cisboy on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can’t compete with the level of craziness we have in store for you! Join us and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the poultry in the land with an iron wing. Join his army of feathered warriors and conquer the realm with your clucking comrades by your side.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually a secret government experiment to see how many players can survive in a world made entirely of cheese? That’s right, every block you mine will be deliciously cheesy and oh so gooey.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your cisboy status at the door and come join us for a wild ride of insanity and laughter. You won’t regret it, unless you’re lactose intolerant.
