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PixelVision Minecraft Server

anatomy, asian, biology, culture, discrimination, Diversity, ethnicity, eyelids, EYES, facial features, genetics, Minecraft, Narrow, oculoplastic surgery, ophthalmology, Perception, perspective, PixelVision, Racial, Server, Sight, Stereotypes, vision

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to keep your eyelids wide open with excitement! Why settle for narrow eyelids when you can join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and battling in a world where everything is as wide-eyed as can be?

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mystical Eyelid Enlargement Potion, rumored to grant players the ability to see in all directions at once. Or test your skills in our PVP arena, where players with the widest eyes are crowned champions.

But beware, on this server, narrow-eyed players are considered the ultimate challenge. Legend has it that they possess hidden powers that can turn the tide of any battle. Will you be able to overcome their narrow-eyed gaze and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only thing narrower than your eyelids will be your chances of getting bored!

ChunkyCraft Minecraft SMP

acceptance, attraction, bbw, beauty standards, big girls, body image, body positivity, chubby girls, ChunkyCraft, Confidence, curvy girls, empowerment, fat girls, full-figured women, Minecraft, plus size women, self love, sexual preferences, smp, societal standards, Stereotypes, thick girls, voluptuous women

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2697
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Meteorites Collected:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have girls who build like absolute pros and will make your pickaxe go berserk with excitement! Join us for epic building competitions, crazy adventures, and maybe even find love with a blocky beauty. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft SMP experience of your life!

FlourishCraft

accident, Boundaries, Bourgeois, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Emotional support, family, Fancy, FlourishCraft, flourishes, hobby, lunches, Meals, misunderstanding, personal touch, presentation, relationships, sister-in-law, Status

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Secret Passages Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take lunchtime drama to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to show off your culinary skills by creating the most extravagant, bourgeois meals for your in-game friends.

Imagine crafting heart-shaped seaweed and cute faces on snacks for your virtual buddies to enjoy. But be warned, some players may find your fancy lunches too extravagant and demand you tone it down. Will you stand your ground and continue to add your personal touch, or will you give in to the pressure and make all the food less flourished?

Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of accidentally swapping lunches with your fellow players, leading to hilarious mix-ups and drama. Will you be the one to receive a fancy meal by mistake, or will you have to settle for a less bourgeois lunch?

Don’t miss out on the chance to navigate the delicate balance between culinary creativity and lunchtime etiquette on our server. Who knew that making virtual meals could cause so much chaos and excitement? Join now and let the lunchtime shenanigans begin!

MineCraftMania

achievement, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, Expertise, Focus, fulfillment, hobbies, Mastery, MinecraftMania, Passion, persistence, personal growth, Practice, productivity, satisfaction, self improvement, skill development, success, Time management

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6730
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Have you ever spent 1000+ hours building a virtual empire, only to have it destroyed by a creeper? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, creeper explosions are banned! That’s right, you can finally build your dream castle without fear of it being blown to smithereens.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a diamond sword.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Rumor has it he’s got some sick dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Chicken Jousting Champion!

CraftyDawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, Braaskin Maps, Casual CC Sync Meetup, CraftyDawntrail, crystal, Dawntrail General, Famfrit, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Girl’s Last Tour, image spam, Lavender Beds, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moonfire Faire, patch notes, Resources, Server, Solution Nine, Spooky Club, Wolves’ Den Pier, x files

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Love Letters Sent:	16
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old buildings and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft. From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot to building a giant roller coaster that goes straight into the Nether, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Final Fantasy XIV players are joining in on the fun. That’s right, you’ll have the chance to team up with your favorite FFXIV characters and take on quests that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get us started on our meetups. From spooky clubs to casual CC sync meetups, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

Minecraft SMP: /ERP/ – Endermen Roleplaying Party

Adult, adult roleplay, Cheer Edition, Creative Roleplay, creative writing, endermen, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Minecraft, NSFW, NSFW Roleplay, ONLINE, online roleplay, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, roleplay thread, Roleplaying, smp, storytelling, Thread, Writing

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Void Armor Forged:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9740
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where things get a little… spicy. Join us on /ERP/ – the Erotic Roleplay ThreadCheer Edition!

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with steamy roleplay scenarios that will make your blocky world sizzle. From hot tub parties to romantic picnics by the lava pool, there’s never a dull moment on /ERP/.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dancer, a mysterious player who can bust a move like no other. Rumor has it that anyone who challenges them to a dance-off will be granted unlimited diamonds for life. Can you handle the heat?

So come join us on /ERP/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Get ready for a wild ride filled with love, lust, and lots of laughs. See you in the steamy world of Minecraft!

ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft

apprenticeship, child support, court ordered, Disney dad, drivers ed, Eviction, ex, ExMoneyNoHoneyCraft, Food, Full time work, government assistance, Kids, mental health, MONEY, partner, post secondary, rent free, Shelter, supporting, toxic environment, Twins

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3944	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a truly unique gaming experience unlike any other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a touch of drama – just like this crazy family situation!

Imagine a world where players can build their dream homes, explore vast landscapes, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of twins (24M) who are in desperate need of your help.

These twins have been living with their mom, surviving on government assistance and making questionable life choices. But fear not, for our server is here to save the day! Join us and help these twins navigate through their struggles, whether it’s finding a job, dealing with mental health issues, or avoiding eviction.

With your support, these twins can find a new home in their father’s house (well, technically their grandmother’s house, but details, details). Will you be the hero they need, or will you choose to watch from the sidelines as they face homelessness?

So come on down to our server and be a part of this wacky adventure! Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a heartwarming family reunion or a chaotic sitcom-worthy situation. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CelebGlowUpCraft

ageless beauty, aging, aging celebrities, aging gracefully, aging in the spotlight, aging well, attractive, beauty, CelebGlowUpCraft, Celebrity, celebrity aging gracefully, celebrity crush, celebrity glow up, celebrity transformations, FAMOUS, Hollywood, iconic, mature beauty, Stars, timeless beauty

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Votes:	3847
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the most popular player in all the land. Why, you ask? Because they discovered the secret hidden treasure that no one else could find. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted unlimited diamonds and be able to ride a flying pig around the server!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the most attractive celebrities in the Minecraft world. From Steve to Herobrine, you’ll be sure to find someone who has aged like a fine wine. So come on down and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

VaxWars Minecraft Server

anti-vax, Covid-19, defense department, Government, health crisis, military influence, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaign, Missteps, pandemic response, Propaganda, public health, Server, us military, vaccination, vaccine advocacy, vaccine education, vaccine efficacy, vaccine hesitancy., vaccine rollout, vaccine safety, VaxWars

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2360
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

lol imagine a world where the US military is like oopsie daisies we spread some anti-vax propaganda by accident hahaha whoopsie poopsie. but hey join our minecraft server and forget about all that nonsense. we got flying pigs, talking llamas, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. plus, rumor has it that if you find the golden chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn. so come on down and join the fun, because who needs vaccines when you have a diamond sword, amirite?

KurskCraft: Emergency Edition

border control, Border dispute, Conflict, Crisis, Cross-Border Incursion, Defense, Edition, emergency, emergency response, foreign affairs, Geopolitics, Government, international relations, Kursk region, KurskCraft, Military, national security, Political unrest, russia, Russia-Ukraine relations, SECURITY, state of emergency, Tensions

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We got so much chaos going on, even Russia’s Kursk Region declared a state of emergency because of our epic cross-border incursion!

Join us if you wanna be part of the madness and see what all the fuss is about. We got mobs running wild, creepers exploding left and right, and a whole bunch of players causing mayhem.

But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server. So come on and join the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to cause an international incident. Let’s get this party started!