Transjamas Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Transjama’s Uppity Minecraft SMP

Agitation, annoyance, attitude, bad mood, Behavior, cranky, emotions, Frustration, Grumpy, irritable, Irritation, Minecraft, mood, Sensitive, smp, temper tantrum, testy, touchy, Transjama, Transjamas, uppity, Upset

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Love Letters Sent:	14
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Magic Items Found:	4301
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mines Excavated:	3739
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Oh, honey, let me tell you about Transjama, the wildest Minecraft SMP out there! This server is so fancy, even the creepers wear tuxedos! And don’t even get me started on the llamas – they run the whole place like a mafia boss.

But the real reason you should join Transjama? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive chicken uprising. Those cluckers were sick of being fried up for dinner, so they armed themselves with diamond swords and took over the whole server. It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious watching chickens try to PvP.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our admin, Steve, is actually a wizard in disguise. He can summon rainbows and unicorns at will, and once turned a whole mountain into a giant ice cream sundae. So yeah, if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining Minecraft SMP ever, come join us at Transjama! Just watch out for those rebellious chickens…

CraftyMindz Server

/r/Showerthoughts, #announcement, accessibility, bacon, CHANGE, changes, CraftyMindz, CRISPY, crunchy, discussion, Enjoyable, Favorite, FLOPPY, ideas, INPUT, Quality, Server, Soft, Stimulating, submissions, subreddit, Updates

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7092	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	8536	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41

hey there gamers!

are you ready for the most epic minecraft server of all time? well, look no further because this server is gonna blow your mind!

we are making some crazy changes to this server to make it more fun, more exciting, and just overall better. we are getting rid of all the boring stuff and adding in a ton of new features that will make your minecraft experience like no other.

join us and experience the thrill of building the most insane creations, battling epic mobs, and exploring endless worlds. trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

answer these important questions for us: – what do you love most about minecraft? – what would you change about this server if you could? – should bacon be crunchy, crispy, soft, or floppy? (we know, random but important)

so come on, join us and let’s make this the best minecraft server ever! we can’t wait to see what crazy adventures we’ll have together. let’s do this!

BrainWaveZzzCraft

arousal levels, blood oxygen levels, brain activity, brain function, brain health, brain scans, brain waves, BrainWaveZzzCraft, Breathing, distorted results, false detection, fMRI results, heart rates, medical imaging, neuronal activity, neuroscience, Relaxed, research, Scan, sleepy, study

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Towns Built:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	6198	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where ur brain scans will be so lit u won’t even believe it! we got fMRI results that will blow ur mind cuz our players are so relaxed and sleepy that their breathing and heart rates are off the charts, making the blood oxygen levels in their brains go wild! u won’t find this kind of neuronal activity anywhere else, so come join the fun and see for urself! who needs real life when u can have a brain scan party in minecraft?!

CenationsWorld

Adventure, city projects, collaboration, Competition, creativity, Economy, Jobs System, Land, new friends, Plot, Plot Protection, Plots, PvP, Skills, Skyblock, Survival, Village projects, whatsapp group

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Towns Built:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to Cenations, a Minecraft server featuring Plots for private land, a Jobs system for income and skills, and an economy. Together with cenations, players can build, collaborate, and compete in city or village projects. With plot protection, your creativity is safeguarded. Join Cenations for adventure, new friends, and an unforgettable Minecraft experience

We also have a WhatsApp groupCopy Link To Join:chat.whatsapp.com/LrFh3tfp9mr8EJhqhIMudk

Plot, Survival, Skyblock, PVP (Coming Soon)

play.cenations.my.id:25568

Time’s Ticking Minecraft Server

communism, leftist activism, leftist agenda, leftist awareness, leftist future, leftist movement, leftist perspective, leftist philosophy, leftist time constraints, leftist urgency, Leftists, limited time, Minecraft, political awareness, political beliefs, political change, political consciousness, political ideology, progressive movement, Server, socialism, Ticking, time is running out, Times

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Crops Grown:	9062
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of being surrounded by boring old leftists in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where leftists are on limited time! That’s right, we have a special countdown clock just for them. Watch as they scramble to build their utopian society before time runs out and chaos ensues! Join now for a chance to witness the ultimate leftist meltdown in blocky pixel form. Hurry, before the clock runs out on them!

MatchCraft Server

MatchCraft, Server

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Zombie Dances:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring, mundane Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for our daily 3 matches where players battle it out in epic PvP showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or falling off your seat laughing, either way works)!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with diamond-studded pigs that fly around and grant wishes to lucky players who find them! And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal to a dimension where all the creepers wear top hats and monocles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the wildest, wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

CookieDropPartyNoInvite

3d printed, busy, cookie cutters, CookieDropPartyNoInvite, COOKIES, decorating, drop off, Friend, gift, going away, invited, overwhelmed, Party, Proud, snubbed, sugar cookies, Summer job, supplies, Tears, Theme, used

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2171
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Potions Brewed:	59
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Are you tired of being taken advantage of like a cookie delivery service? Join our Minecraft server where we value your hard work and dedication! No more tears over detailed cookies that go unappreciated – on our server, your creations will be celebrated like the masterpieces they are. Plus, we have a special 3D printer that can create cookie cutters for any theme you desire. Say goodbye to being snubbed and hello to a community that truly appreciates your efforts. Join now and let your creativity shine!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

big realizations, blocktopia, epiphanies, life changing moments, life improvement, life lessons, mindset shift, Minecraft, personal development, personal growth, Positive Change, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, self-realization journey, Server, transformation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	75
Potions Brewed:	86	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists that will make you question reality itself.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts throwing emeralds at you. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is filled with wacky events like this that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And if you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyDisappointments

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	5

Have you ever tried being a professional llama whisperer? Yeah, turns out those fluffy creatures are actually super sassy and will spit in your face without warning. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave the drama llamas behind and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players!

Join us for a chance to become the ultimate block-building master and show off your skills in our weekly “Build Battle Royale” where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted toilet seat (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, now you can on our server where pigs sprout wings and shoot laser beams from their eyes (Disclaimer: laser beams may cause spontaneous combustion).

So why waste your time with boring jobs when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures of your virtual life!

MissileCraft Server: $360M Upgrade!

360M, arms sale, Asia-Pacific, China, Conflict, Defense, defense industry, defense procurement, defense spending, defense systems, defense technology, Drones, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military equipment, MissileCraft, Missiles, SECURITY, Server, taiwan, Upgrade, US, weapons

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Votes:	6574
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10

so, liek, u know how taiwan is liek, always tryna flex on china? well, now they got $360 million worth of arms to do it with. they got missiles, drones, all dat good stuff. so, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u gotta be ready to flex on ur enemies too. we got all the weapons and tools u need to dominate the game. come join us and show everyone who’s boss. plus, we got a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare items. but shh, don’t tell anyone. join now and become a legend in the minecraft world.

KimCraft: Russia Alliance Upgrade

Alliance, Asia-Pacific, bilateral ties, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Kim, Kim Jong-un, KimCraft, military cooperation, North Korea, nuclear weapons, political news, regional stability, russia, sanctions, strategic partnership, summit, Upgrade, Vladimir Putin, Yonhap News Agency

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1943
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Love Letters Sent:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6184
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

so like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. u think u seen it all in minecraft, but u ain’t seen nothin’ yet, my dude.

we got this one player who built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. like, how insane is that? and another player who tamed a creeper and now it’s their pet. yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ creeper pet.

oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party that happens every Saturday night. it’s lit, fam. u gotta see it to believe it.

so yeah, if u wanna join this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server, hit us up. u won’t regret it, trust me.