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| Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 8661 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 54 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?
So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!
