Transactional Relationships MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

No thanks, Minecraft SMP

consensual sex, relationships, Transactional relationships, sexual consent, self worth

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never have consensual sex with a woman above a 6/10 without paying! But don’t worry, because we have plenty of other ways to have fun on the server.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. Or participate in our weekly llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.

But the real reason to join our SMP is for the legendary treasure hunt. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a dragon made entirely of cheese. Will you be the brave hero to claim the cheesy treasure?

So come on and join us for a crazy adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and of course, absurd rules about consensual sex!

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Hookers & Blocks Minecraft Server

empty interactions, Personal experiences, interactions with hookers, sexual services, moral judgments

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more excitement than a hooker convention in Vegas!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot fireballs, building castles out of rainbow-colored blocks, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. And don’t worry, our hookers are anything but underwhelming – they’ll trade you enchanted items for emeralds and lead you on quests to find hidden treasures.

So why settle for a bland Minecraft experience when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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CompensatedCraft Minecraft Server

sugar relationships, relationships, Sugar Dating, Minecraft, sugar daddy dating

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the queen of compensated dating reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamonds, creepers, and scandalous love affairs!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the queen of compensated dating once traded a stack of emeralds for a date with a zombie villager. And let’s just say, things got pretty steamy in the Nether portal that night!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous Ender Dragon Dating Show. Watch as contestants compete for the dragon’s heart in a series of outrageous challenges, all while trying to avoid getting roasted by its fiery breath.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience all the drama, romance, and adventure that only the queen of compensated dating can provide. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience!

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ToiletBrushFreeZone

guests, Boundaries, Etiquette, toilet brushes, Hosting

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everything is cleaned equally, even the toilet brushes? Well, look no further because on our server, we promise to never chuck used toilet brushes in the dishwasher! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories like this one where you’ll never have a dull moment. Plus, we have a strict policy against using household items for dishes, so you can rest assured that your cake and BBQ meat will never be tainted. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest Minecraft server around!

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DailyGrindz Minecraft SMP

daily struggles, daily hassles, DailyGrindz, necessary evils, tiresome tasks

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you HAVE to join, like seriously bro, it’s lit AF. So basically, this server is like a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena, it’s wild man.

You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.

Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.

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SSDoomsdayCraft

pension system, Retirement, retirement security, long-term planning, social services

Are you tired of worrying about Social Security running out? Well, fear not my fellow Minecrafters, because on our server, we have a magical system in place where your virtual retirement funds are guaranteed to never disappear! That’s right, you can mine away knowing that your in-game pension is safe and secure.

But that’s not all, folks! On our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond-encrusted armor and enchanted weapons that will protect you from any mobs that come your way. And if Social Security is ever reduced or done away with in the real world, you can rest easy knowing that your virtual retirement plan is still going strong.

So come join us on the most secure Minecraft server around, where your financial future is as bright as a beacon in the night sky. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

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Trump’s Warzone Minecraft Server

Trump administration, foreign policy, ukraine conflict, War, Trumps

So, like, u wanna join this amazin’ Minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers doin’ the cha-cha, and villagers droppin’ sick beats.

One time, this player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and when u flushed it, it rained emeralds. no joke, dude.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground lair where we keep all the rarest loot. u gotta solve a maze filled with lava and zombie pigmen just to get in. but trust me, it’s worth it.

Oh, and did i mention the annual llama race? yeah, we dress up our llamas in fancy hats and race ’em through obstacle courses. winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots.

So, if u wanna have the time of ur life and experience the craziest adventures, come join us on this Minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

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SwissGuardFuneralPractice

mourning rituals, ceremonial practice, Vatican, security detail, death preparation

🤣🤣🤣 u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got swiss guards practicin’ for da pope’s funeral like wut even??? we got a whole ceremony goin’ down in da game, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥 come join us and witness dis historic event in blocky form, u won’t regret it fam 😂😂😂 plus, we got free diamond armor for all players who attend da funeral, cuz why not??? join now and be part of dis crazy virtual world where anythin’ can happen, even pope funerals 🤪🤪🤪

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Seafood Savvy Server

SEAS, Mariculture, Farm, Humanity, ocean farming

come join our epic minecraft server where we farm food from the seas like underwater wizards! we are like the aquaman of minecraft, making sure everyone has enough seafood to feast on. our underwater farms are so lit, even the fish are jealous! join us and be a part of the coolest mariculture gang in the block. who needs land when you can rule the seas in minecraft? swim with us and let’s make the ocean great again!

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TITE World KRMP server minecraft

world, KRMP, Lazy, banner, server in minecraft

This is the first KRMP server in minecraft.

TideWorldse.aternos.me:12915

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