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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 156 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
so, like, this server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.
