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Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 7069 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 39 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 10 |
Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even Monero isn’t private here – that’s right, your in-game currency is up for grabs for anyone and everyone to see! But hey, who needs privacy when you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots with a llama wearing a top hat?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.
So pack your pickaxe, grab your sword, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, anything goes here – even Monero not being private!