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CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7225
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	113	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	160
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	150
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5043
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Animals Bred:	71	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Crops Grown:	2619
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Ores Mined:	9205	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7934
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Crops Grown:	9826
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	399581
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.

Links:

Website: dustyhub.net
Map: map.dustyhub.net
Discord: discord.gg/FDCjp2J

Crafted Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, afk strategy, Ballistic, chapter 6, crafted, Durrr Taisho, Festival Season 6, fortnite, Fortnite Crew, fortnite og, Hunters, LEGO XP, Leveling Pace, mariah carey, Mission Alerts, OG Season Shop, Quests, Realms, Renegade Raider, ronin, season 1, Season XP, Shop, snoop dogg, Stats, stw, text chat, Winterfest 2024

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Yo, bro, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? Forget Fortnite, we got Ronin warriors fighting ghosts, like bruh, who wouldn’t want that? Plus, we got quests, stats, and a shop that’s gonna blow your mind. And guess what? You can AFK like a boss with our LEGO XP strategy, like what even is reality anymore?

Oh, and did I mention Mariah Carey is hosting Winterfest 2024? Yeah, she’s in the game, singing her heart out while you battle it out. And guess who’s back? Renegade Raider and all those OG skins, they’re like, making a comeback, bro. Plus, we got a new text chat experience that’s gonna make you question everything you thought you knew about Fortnite.

But wait, there’s more! We’re going first person with Ballistic, a 5v5 shooter that’s gonna blow your mind. And Snoop Dogg? Yeah, he’s lighting up the stadium in our Fortnite Festival Season 6. And if you join now, you get the Fortnite Crew January – Durrr Taisho pack. Like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Minecraft Dragon Space Ball

action, Adventure, Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Fusion, goku, HEROIC, Manga, Minecraft, power levels, Saiyan, Space, Straight.., Super Saiyan Blue, tournament of power, Ultra Instinct, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta, Zeno

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	510
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Yo yo yo, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about being straight up heroic in this crazy world of blocks and mobs. Join us for some wild adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of treasure hunting. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world with us! Don’t be a square, join us now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss!