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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 2558 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.
Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.
But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!