training w tarzan Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MomzCraftHub

anger, Boundaries, Communication, Cultural differences, emotional turmoil, Family issues, financial responsibility, generational gap, Graduation, language barrier, Marriage, MomzCraftHub, moving out, parental approval, personal space, relationships, Resentment, roommate, Stepfather, translation, University

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9564
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Need a break from your mom’s whirlwind romance with a guy from Peru who can’t speak English? Look no further, we’ve got you covered.

Join our server and build your own virtual world where your mom’s fiancé doesn’t exist. No need to play translator for awkward family dinners, just focus on crafting and surviving in our epic Minecraft world.

Don’t let your mom’s questionable life choices ruin your gaming experience. On our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries without anyone steamrolling over them. Plus, you won’t have to worry about sharing your room with a stranger’s son – unless you want to, of course.

So, if you’re tired of being the unwilling third wheel in your mom’s love story, join our Minecraft server and let the virtual escapades begin! Who needs family drama when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead?

RegretCraft SMP – Oops!

actions, CHANGE, Closure, consequences, Decisions, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, hindsight, lessons learned, letting go, MISTAKES, moving on, Oops, past, personal growth, Redemption, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, remorse, self improvement, smp

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	941
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	105
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	7344	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was your friend in a green costume? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no creeper punching” policy! Join us and never have to worry about exploding green monsters ruining your day again.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on chickens armed with sticks and battle it out for the title of Chicken Jousting Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, wackiest adventures that only our server can offer. Just remember, watch out for those sneaky creepers in disguise!

AssholeCraft2021

AssholeCraft2021, biggest asshole, corrupt leaders, cruel dictators, cruel rulers, despicable individuals, despots, dictators, evil leaders, Historical figures, human history, infamous individuals, infamous tyrants, malevolent historical figures, notorious figures, oppressive leaders, ruthless dictators, tyrannical rulers, tyrants, Villains, wicked people

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	New Chunks Explored:	803592
Void Armor Forged:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building cute little houses and trading resources? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you mischievous players out there!

Join us and unleash your inner troll as we embark on epic quests to find out who the biggest asshole in human history truly is. Will it be Hitler? Stalin? Justin Bieber? Only time will tell as we explore the darkest depths of history in search of the ultimate jerk.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most insane PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight to the death with your fellow players using nothing but a block of dirt and a carrot. It’s survival of the fittest, baby!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the chaos begin. Just remember, on this server, the only rule is: there are no rules. Let the madness commence!

CraftyArmenian Troops Minecraft Server

armenia, Armenian troops, Boycott, Caucasus region, CraftyArmenian, diplomatic fallout, Eurasian security, geopolitical conflict, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, military drills, military exercises, military intervention, Military Solidarity, military training, Minecraft, political tension, protest, relations sour, russia, Russian-led, Server, Troops

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mines Excavated:	1454	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where armenian troops boycott russian-led military exercises because they’re too busy crafting epic builds and fighting off creepers! we’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more action than a blockbuster movie. who needs international relations when you can join our server and build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re at a rave every time you log on. so ditch the politics and come join the real fun on our server!

HezzyCraft – Dragging Lebanon into Fun!

abyss, accusations, Agenzia Nova, Conflict, Crisis, DRAGGING, extremism, Fun, hezbollah, Hezbollah supporters, HezzyCraft, instability, intervention, Lebanese government, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Militia, opposition, Politics, Regional, sectarianism, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2517	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

lol u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz we got more drama den hezbollah draggin lebanon into da abyss. but dont worry, our abyss is filled wif fun and crazy adventures. we got creepers dat explode like political scandals, and skeletons dat shoot arrows faster den u can say “opposition accuses”. come join us for a wild ride dat will make u forget all about real world problems. plus, we got cake. lots and lots of cake. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s dive into da abyss together!

ChimeraCraft: Na+ & Ca2+ Transport

biophysics, C1C2, Ca2, Ca2+ transport, channelrhodopsin chimera, ChimeraCraft, computational biology, conformational changes, ion binding sites, ion channels, ion conductance, ion permeation, ion selectivity, ion transport, membrane proteins, Metadynamics simulations, molecular dynamics, Na+ transport, open states, protein dynamics, protein simulations, protein structure, Transport

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3392	Void Armor Forged:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	0
New Chunks Explored:	271858	Herobrine Sightings:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we do metadynamics simulations and reveal the secrets of Na+ and Ca2+ transport in channelrhodopsin chimera C1C2!

we have two open states that will blow your mind, like seriously, you won’t believe what you see.

imagine riding a pig while shooting lasers out of your eyes, that’s basically what it’s like on our server.

plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and you can only access it if you can solve our crazy puzzles.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the insanity for yourself!

PumpKraft Prominence 2: Where medieval Minecraft meets an ATM and things get crafty!

Atm, changelog, Community, Crafty, Curseforge, Discord, Homes, Inviting, Ip:, Join, Medieval, meets, Minecraft, Modded, new players, Prominence, Pumpkraft, Quests, regular custom events, RPG, Server Information, staff online, time ranks, toggleable PVP, tp, Upcoming, welcome

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2472	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

PumpKraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Features:

tpa

homes

quests

toggleable PvP

time ranks

staff online 24/7

regular custom events

If you have any further questions, please see our FAQ below or feel free to join our server directly or our discord! – Discord Link

Server Information:

Modpack	Server IP
Prominence 2 [RPG] v3.0.1	pr2.pumpkraft.net
Medieval MC v28.5	mmc4.pumpkraft.net

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply use the provided server IP and connect through your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules listed on our Discord server that all players must adhere to.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! We welcome new players and encourage you to invite your friends to join our community.

Q: How can I report an issue or ask for help on the server?

A: You can contact our staff members directly on Discord or in-game for assistance with any problems you may encounter.

/r9k/ Minecraft Server: KHHVs Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, coping strategies, DATING, how old are you, Incels, khhvs, kissless handholdless virgins, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, Online Community, r9k, reddit, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, Server, social isolation, societal pressure, stigma, support group, VIRGINITY

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Enchantments Applied:	234	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of being a KHHV (Kissless, Hugless, Handholdless Virgin) on /r9k/? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where KHHVs reign supreme, where the only currency is tendies and waifus. Build your own virgin fortress, complete with body pillow moat and tendie dispensers. Take part in epic battles against Chads and Stacys, using your superior intellect and lack of social skills to conquer the land. So come on, fellow KHHVs, join us on this epic quest for ultimate virginity!

Minecraft SMP – /flg/ – F-List General

beekeeping, character profiles, chat client, critique, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, FList, general, gossip, kinks, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, Roleplay, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4930
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	7560	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Dimension Hops:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	3068

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild and unpredictable than the creepers are the roleplaying scenarios! Join us for a chance to explore a world filled with kinks, fetishes, and more drama than a soap opera.

Whether you’re into beekeeping or just looking for someone to make your virtual partner cum OOCly, this server has it all. With a webchat for textual roleplaying and group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, you’ll never run out of things to do.

So come on in and create a character profile that will make even the most seasoned roleplayers blush. Who knows, you might just find your perfect match for some steamy Minecraft roleplay. Join now and let the debauchery begin!

DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops

anger, assets, BETRAYAL, college debt, DadCraftInheritanceGoneOops, Disappointment, disgust, Estate, family, family dynamics, Father, Financial, Grandfather, Inheritance, inheritance dispute, medical bills, mental healthcare, relationship, Resentment, trust fund, Will

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the chaos and build your own virtual paradise.

Just like my grandfather’s estate, our server is vast and full of surprises. Explore 300 acres of virtual land and discover hidden treasures along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret stash of diamonds!

Need a break from reality? Dive into our server and immerse yourself in a world of creativity and adventure. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, or embark on epic quests with your friends. The possibilities are endless!

And hey, if you’re looking for a server where family drama is strictly prohibited, you’ve come to the right place. Our community is all about positivity and good vibes. No toxic players or drama llamas allowed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and start crafting your own happily ever after. Who knows, you might even find the family you’ve always dreamed of – minus the crazy exes and shady wills, of course!