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RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Crops Grown:	9520
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	125	Wilderness Tamed:	14

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ores Mined:	1712	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	146407	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3164
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Potions Brewed:	37	Buildings Constructed:	43
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	1336	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4959
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9147
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	5867
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	6969

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal