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Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7652
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Players Killed by Monsters:	1160

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8943
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Star Shards Collected:	193	Void Gems Collected:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3845
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Void Armor Forged:	28	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Zombie Dances:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1424
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

AwkwardCraft, Communication Issues, coworker, Crush, depression, diamonds, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, internal conflict, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental anguish, mental health, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-doubt, self-hatred, social anxiety, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Talk

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5804
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Votes:	8421
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	148

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8352
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Crops Grown:	4218
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7857	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Holy Grails Found:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

amorality, Beliefs, culture, Decline, enshrinement, Entertainment, Ethics, Godly morals, GodlyCraft, Impact, influence, Instill, Join, Media, Minecraft, Morals, nihilism, Population, purpose, society, Teaches, Technology, VALUES, video games, virtues

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	62
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Void Gems Collected:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2701
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!