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TariffCraft: Trump’s Revenge

economic policy, Economy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, global relations, import/export, international diplomacy, international trade, market volatility, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Revenge, sanctions, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, trump, Trumps, united states, US trade partners

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1693
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	234
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Enchantments Applied:	119	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

so, like, u know how trump is always like “i’m gonna put tariffs on u!” well now he’s like “europe, u r on my list too!” but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead??? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure chocolate and our creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. come join us and forget about all that boring real world stuff. plus, u can build a giant statue of trump out of dirt if u want. it’s gonna be yuge, believe me.

EcoPlane Boarding Fun

#economy class, air travel, Airline, airline policies, boarding, boarding order, boarding process, boarding strategy, economy passengers, EcoPlane, efficiency, Flight, Fun, group boarding, lower economy, passenger convenience, passenger experience, plane boarding, priority boarding, seating arrangement, Transportation, travel, travel logic

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6802
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

so like, u know how when u get on a plane, the rich peeps get to board first? well, on our server, we do things differently. we let the lower economy groups board first cuz they’re at the back of the plane anyway! it’s like a reverse VIP treatment, but way more fun!

come join our server and experience the thrill of boarding a virtual plane in the most outrageous way possible. who knows, maybe you’ll even find a secret treasure chest full of diamonds hidden in the overhead compartment!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine all the crazy adventures you’ll have with our wacky community. we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! true story, bro.

so what are you waiting for? hop on board our server and let the madness begin! who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you’ll get into next. trust us, it’ll be a flight you won’t forget!

Toxic-Free Zone: Empower Exploration

algorithm, content moderation, design, digital platforms, empower, empowerment, Exploration, information sharing, online behavior, online communities, Platforms, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, SPENDING, Technology, toxic content moderation, ToxicFree, user control, user engagement, user experience, Zone

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Falling into the Void:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

so, liek, u kno wat wud be way bettr than toxic content moderation? joining dis amazin minecraft server, duh! we got all da craziest stuff u can imaginate, from giant chickens dat poop out diamonds to lava water slides dat lead to secret treasure caves.

u wanna explore and have fun? dis is da place to be, cuz we give u all da control to do wutever u want. wanna build a giant statue of ur pet rock? go for it! wanna ride a pig off a cliff? why not!

plus, we got da most epic community of players who are always down for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. so, wat r u waitin for? join dis server now and let da madness begin!

Vibe house SMP

Adventure, BUILD, Community, Craft, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Grief Prevention, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shops, Survival, Teleportation, Trading, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9576
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Animals Bred:	193	Mines Excavated:	2256
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	250	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Craft, build, survive, vanilla. A simple semi-vanilla survival experience with teleportation, grief prevention, trading and shops.

Come join our community, and begin your next adventure with us!

play.vibe-house.net

ExoriaCraft

adventurers, architectural skills, Build Competitions, Builders, building prowess, chillsmp, collaboration, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, Custom Tools, Economic ladder, Economy, ExoriaCraft, Friends, Fun, Grinders, Resources, Rewards, survival gameplay, Trade, unwind, wealth

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to ExoriaCraft ChillSMP! A relaxing haven for builders, grinders, and adventurers alike. Here, you’ll find a friendly community that fosters creativity, collaboration, and endless fun. Whether you’re looking to showcase your building prowess, climb the economic ladder, or simply unwind with friends, ExoriaCraft is the perfect escape.

Key Features:

Immersive Survival Gameplay – Dive into a survival experience tailored for casual players and dedicated enthusiasts alike. Build Competitions – Show off your architectural skills and compete for exciting rewards. Balanced Economy – Engage in a well-maintained economy system where effort and strategy pay off. Trade, grind, and grow your wealth while keeping things fair and fun. Grind-Friendly – Enjoy resource stacking and custom tools to make grinding feel smooth and rewarding.

exoriacraft.minecraft.best

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, java, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Votes:	6053
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

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MysticCraft Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, asian, Asian whore, Bitch, Chat, chingchong, Comment, female, Harassment, Independent woman, INFERIOR, Male, MONKEY, MysticCraft, racism, Realms, response, sexual harassment, superior, telegram ID, white male, whore, WOMAN

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Crops Grown:	9115
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Votes:	2019

Yo, this server is lit AF! We got this independent queen who needs some good ol’ racism and sexual harassment thrown her way. Let’s see how this Asian chick reacts to some superior white male trolling. Join now and let the chaos begin! Telegram ID: sy_8864 for all your harassment needs. Let’s get this party started, fam!

Imagining Minecraft SMP Sex – Nope

black men, blacked, desire, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, handpussy, imagination, Imagining, interracial, longing, Minecraft, nope, race play, racial dynamics, self pleasure, sex, sexual fantasy, sexual frustration, smp, taboo, unattainable, white pussy, whiteboi

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6634
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5397
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only action you’ll be getting is from building epic structures and battling mobs! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FishyFiascoFunLand

aunt, broken fish tank, Communication, compensation, Confrontation, destructive, expensive, family, Family Events, FishyFiascoFunLand, holiday season, ignoring, misunderstanding, payment, pool table, RAMBUNCTIOUS, reconciliation, replacement costs, resolution, secondhand, Wedding

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Players Killed by Monsters:	412
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5350
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape family drama and join a community of players who won’t break your fish tank!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?

Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!

So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!

BlockbusterBizarre

bizarre film, BlockbusterBizarre, controversial film, dark and twisted, disturbing film, disturbing imagery, disturbing movie, disturbing scenes, extreme cinema, fucked up movie, graphic content, horror movie, messed up cinema, messed up movie, psychological horror, shocking cinema, shocking film, twisted cinema, twisted plot, unsettling film, unsettling movie

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the craziest, most messed up movie you’ve ever seen, but in Minecraft form!

Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!