Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP

box office success, Straight.., Men, big budget films, popular genres

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is filled with capeshit film stars who are all straight white men! And guess what? We’ve made a billion diamonds just from their sheer star power! Who would’ve thunk it? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the block!

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FundieWeddieCraft

FundieWeddieCraft, college tuition, family pressure, higher education, Rent

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of budgeting and standing up for what’s right! Join us for a once-in-a-lifetime experience filled with extravagant events and drama – just like the wedding in this story!

On our server, you can build your own virtual venue, hire a virtual live band, and even have a virtual open-bar for 200+ virtual guests. And the best part? You won’t have to dip into your college fund to do it!

Don’t let your virtual family guilt trip you into sacrificing your virtual education for a virtual wedding. Join our server and show them that you can have fun and be responsible at the same time. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the craziness you want in Minecraft? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!

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RedditCraft: Memorable Posts!

unforgettable moments, top posts, online nostalgia, memorable, unforgettable stories

Remember that one time someone posted a picture of their cat wearing a tiny top hat on Reddit? Well, imagine if that cat was actually the ruler of a Minecraft server where all the players had to wear top hats too! Join this server for a chance to be part of the purrfectly stylish community and maybe even catch a glimpse of the legendary top hat-wearing cat roaming the virtual lands. Trust us, this server is the cat’s meow!

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Rubio’s Panama Adventure Minecraft Server

panama, Political Visit, man, Diplomacy, travel

yo, so like, imagine this: you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you’re transported to a magical land where the trees are made of diamonds and the pigs wear top hats. like, what even is this place, amirite?

join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying llamas and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies do the robot dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical potato king. who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their hands?

so come on, join our server and let’s embark on a wild adventure together. because remember, a man, a plan, a canal: Rubio’s first trip as secretary of state will take him to Panama. or something like that. just come play, okay?

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MeatMysteryCraft

meat scandal, GROCERS, meat packaging, legal proceedings, underweighted meat

hey u, ya u reading this! wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline? well, buckle up buttercup cuz this server is gonna blow ur mind like a creeper in a TNT factory!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly ur surrounded by giant chickens riding pigs, while a pack of wolves are breakdancing to dubstep in the background. and guess what? u can ride a flying unicorn to the moon and back, all while battling evil villagers with laser swords!

oh, and did i mention the secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and golden apples? yea, we got those too. plus, every time u mine a block, a disco ball drops from the sky and starts playing “YMCA” by the Village People.

so why join this server, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret: the owner of this server is actually a wizard who can turn ur pet chicken into a fire-breathing dragon. yea, u heard me right. a freakin’ dragon chicken!

so what are u waiting for? come join the most epic, insane, and downright ridiculous minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun. in that case, go play solitaire or something.

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Spicy Kid’s Chicken Wings Server

Kids, Sour Candy, sour sensation, chicken wings, Warheads

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, and suddenly you see a bunch of warheads flyin’ around. no, not the explosive kind, the candy kind. warheads are the kid’s version of eating very spicy chicken wings.

join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging sour candy projectiles while building your own epic base. trust me, it’s like a warzone out there, but with candy instead of bullets.

plus, rumor has it that the owner of the server is a literal wizard who can turn your diamond armor into a unicorn onesie. yep, you heard that right. who wouldn’t wanna prance around in a unicorn onesie while battling it out with other players?

so come on, join this server and experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life. who needs boring old regular servers when you can have warheads and unicorn onesies?

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Crafty News Seekers

news identification, research, study, news consumption, susceptibility

so, like, this server is, like, totally amazeballs, dude. like, you gotta join cuz it’s, like, the coolest place ever in minecraft land.

we got, like, crazy adventures and, like, quests that will blow your mind. you’ll be, like, fighting dragons and, like, saving princesses and stuff. it’s, like, so epic, bro.

and, like, if you join, you’ll become, like, super smart and stuff. cuz we got this, like, study that says being on our server makes you, like, immune to fake news. you’ll be, like, a fake news detective or something. it’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

so, like, come join our server and be part of the coolest, most epic community ever. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

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Ordinary SMP

Discord, Grief Protection, Active players, PVP Event, Community Projects

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

Brief Overview:

Version	Vanilla \| Java 1.21.4
Server Type	Whitelisted

Join Our Friendly Minecraft Community! Are you looking for a new place to build, explore, and make new friends? Look no further! Ordinary SMP might be just what you’re searching for. We boast a diverse player base from across the globe and you’re invited to join us!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
What version is the server running?	The server is running on Java 1.21.4 and is always up to date with the latest features and updates.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	Although it’s a vanilla server, there are measures in place to protect your builds from griefers.
How can I join the server?	You can join us on Discord by following this link: Join Discord
Are there any mods on the server?	Yes, the server has mods such as BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.
Are there any server-wide events?	Yes, there are server-wide events such as PVP events, build contests, and community projects happening regularly.

Eternal Questrealm 1.21

IRRITATING, annoying character, frustrating character, Frustration, anger

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of dealing with incompetent characters in your favorite shows, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

I mean, seriously, who needs to deal with that BS when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs in this server?

Forget about that annoying character, come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, military conflict, military deployment, Conflict, political tension

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have more action than north korea sending troops to russia after a wild battle with south korea. we got crazy pvp battles, epic builds, and the dankest memes this side of the internet. join now or miss out on all the fun! trust me, you don’t want to be left out like kim jong un at a salad bar.

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Traditional Casting

Ordinary SMP Minecraft Server

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