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| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 9838 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 304 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 19 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
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