Humid Steve’s Minecraft SMP

trading advice, Minecraft, trading help, market conditions, high humidity

Are you tired of your Minecraft builds getting all soggy and moldy because of the high humidity in your world? Join our SMP where we have a secret underground dehumidifier that will keep your builds dry and crispy!

But that’s not all – our trading system is so wacky that you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time! Just ask our resident trader who once traded a single stick for a stack of enchanted golden apples.

So come join us and experience the wild and unpredictable world of our SMP – where the humidity is high, the trades are insane, and the adventures never end!

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TradeCraft Minecraft Server

trading success, snake oil, Tradecraft, trading scams, learn trading

Tired of getting scammed by shady traders in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can learn the ancient art of trading without getting duped by snake oil salesmen. Our experienced players will teach you the secrets of the trade, from bartering with villagers to setting up your own shop selling rare items like enchanted diamond armor and golden apples. Join us now and become a master of the marketplace!

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The Stoned Golem: Where the stone golems are super chill and love to chat non-stop all day long

Chill, Seasonal Crates, Server Events, Chat, Golem

The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Features	Description
Proximity Voice Chat	Makes it easier to meet new people, make new friends, and overall adds unexpected fun to the server
Custom Cosmetic Items	Large amount of custom cosmetics available
Crates	4 permanent crates and seasonal crates that are temporary, all available through voting
Claims	Used to protect players from griefing
Ban From Claims	Ability to kick/ban players from your claim
Toggleable PvP	Option to turn PvP on or off
Graves	3 graves with a 24h timer as a death punishment
Waystones	Allows for teleportation to activated waystones

FAQ

What to expect?

TSG runs in Hard Mode with free gameplay and monetary gain through donations. Constant updates, server events, and community hosted events are a staple on TSG.

Is the server reset?

The Stone Golem server has never reset and will not reset in the future.

How can I join?

You can join the server using the IP thestonedgolem.live for Java and thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132 for Bedrock.

Are all features optional?

Yes, all features that add to or take away from the Vanilla experience can be toggled off for a fully Vanilla experience.

How can I get Crate keys?

Crate keys can be obtained by voting on the server.

Is PvP mandatory?

No, PvP can be toggled on or off based on player preference.

What is the Discord and Dynmap link?

You can join the Discord and view the Dynmap for the server.

CraftyBPD Minecraft Server

unstable relationships, Therapy, self harm, personality disorders, mood swings

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the most intense emotional rollercoaster of your life! Our Borderline Personality Disorder-themed server will have you questioning your sanity one minute and laughing hysterically the next.

With crazy events like “Build Battle Therapy” where you have to build your way out of a mental breakdown, or “PvP Panic Attacks” where you battle it out while experiencing intense emotional distress, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and apologize in advance for the wild ride you’re about to experience!

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ChainCraft Server: $14

Link, blockchain technology, financial data, market, Altcoin

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for virtual diamonds while riding on the backs of flying pigs! Yes, you heard that right – flying pigs! And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server’s currency is Chainlink, which is worth a whopping $14.03 in real life (2020 price: $20)!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within our server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. Some say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes, while others claim it’s protected by a herd of explosive sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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HypeFlicks Minecraft Server

movie discussion, movie marketing, Server, film industry, movie reception

Are you tired of boring old servers that promise the world but deliver a measly dirt block? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the real deal! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even Hollywood couldn’t handle it. Rumor has it that when Steven Spielberg logged on, he couldn’t stop screaming in excitement and had to be carried away by a herd of zombie pigs. So if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and maybe even bump into a famous director or two, come join us now!

Remember, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and craziest players can handle the sheer awesomeness that awaits them. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life!

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FridgeCrafters

unexpected, expired, FridgeCrafters, Food, weird

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as the expired milk hiding in the back of your fridge? Look no further! Our server is like a fridge full of surprises, from creepers disguised as carrots to zombies munching on moldy cheese. Join us for a chance to discover the weirdest things you’ve ever seen in a fridge, and maybe even find some diamonds hidden among the leftovers. Trust us, this server is cooler than a polar bear’s toenails!

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ServantCraft: Hindujas’ Mansion

Exploitation, Court, uk, ServantCraft, Abuse

LOL come join our minecraft server where we got the richest family in the UK getting convicted for exploiting servants! like bruh, who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

we got servants running around trying to escape while the Hindujas are building their mansions and counting their stacks of virtual money. it’s a whole mess of chaos and scandal, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

so if you wanna experience the wild world of the Hindujas and their crazy antics, come join us and see if you can survive the drama and build your own empire in the midst of it all. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, that’s for sure!

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KneeElbowsCraft

Humorous, LIMBS, body parts, joints, human body

hey u, yeah u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where elbows are really just upper knees!

we have flying pigs that poop diamonds, and lava that tastes like strawberry milkshake.

our staff are all trained circus clowns who will juggle while helping u out.

build a house out of marshmallows and live with a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

join us now and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server ever!

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TipsyTeensCraft

alcohol research, parental influence, parenting, teenage risk factors, alcohol problems

so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, dude. we let teens drink all the time, no rules, man. it’s, like, a party 24/7. we even have, like, a secret underground bar where you can get wasted with your virtual pals.

join us for a wild time, where the only limit is your imagination. get ready to get turnt up and build some epic creations while sipping on some virtual brews.

come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

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