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CraftyFibsMC

CraftyFibsMC, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, falsehood, fib, lying.., most common lie, untruth, white lie

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	148	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	409
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

That they’re too busy to join our epic Minecraft server! But let me tell you, you do NOT want to miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is like, “Dang, I gotta get in on this!” So come on, stop lying to yourself and join us for some seriously crazy fun. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the zombie chickens…they mean business).

ScurvyCraft: The Citrus Crusade

children, Citrus, COMEBACK, CRUSADE, Disease, Epidemic, food insecurity, France, health, healthcare access, low-income families, malnutrition, Medical Treatment, nutrition, POVERTY, preventive measures, public health, resurgence, scurvy, ScurvyCraft, social inequality, vitamin deficiency, vulnerable populations

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	3272	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

come join our minecraft server, where scurvy is making a comeback in france but only affects the poorer children!! why you ask?? because our server is so lit that even the scurvy bacteria wanna join the fun!! build your own scurvy-proof fortress and fight off the evil fruits trying to take over your land!! join now and show those scurvy-infested peasants who’s boss!! let’s make france scurvy-free again, one block at a time!!

Hack Pupils Sleep: Optimize Recall

brain function, brain health, cognitive enhancement, cognitive function, cognitive performance, contracted-pupil, Hack, INFORMATION, learning and memory, Memory, memory improvement, Mice, neuroscience, Optimize, Pupils, recall, research, Sleep, sleep science, sleep state, Understanding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we hack our sleep for better cognitive function like mice but better cuz we’re humans yo. our contracted-pupil sleep state will make you remember stuff like a boss and be smarter than einstein. join us and unlock the secrets of the universe through minecraft. who needs school when you have our server to make you a genius. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the mind-bending world of our server and become the ultimate brainiac.

Java Survival

Address, admins, Cheating, commands, Community, controversial topics, Discord, HACKING, java, land protections, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Moderators, multiplayer, Players, Plugins, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	158	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Server Type	Survival
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Overview

Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: Are there any banned items on the server?

A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.

Q: Can I join the server if I’m under 18?

A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.

Q: Are there regular events or competitions on the server?

A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.

Mystic Valley Quests 1.20.3

1.20.3, alcohol, Finally, forum moderators, Gaming Community, gaming subculture, guess, hangover, internet culture, internet memes, jannies, late night moderation, Moderation, mystic, online forums, Quests, sobered up, Sobriety, V, Valley, video game addiction, video game jannies, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Hey, you wanna join this Minecraft server that’s so wild, even the /v/ jannies had to take a break from their Mountain Dew to check it out!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.

You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Llama Land Adventure

Adventure, internet trolls, Land, Llama, online trolling, trolling, trolling behavior, trolling behavior analysis, trolling boards, trolling community, trolling culture, trolling forums, trolling habits, trolling online, trolling patterns, trolling psychology, trolling strategies, trolling tactics, trolling techniques, trolling trends, trolling websites

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3518
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	7857
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where trolling is the name of the game! We got 75 crazy boards for you to explore and get trolled on. Get ready to have your mind blown and your blocky world turned upside down. Join now and let the trolling begin!

6YearOldGrief

6YearOldGrief, Apology, BETRAYAL, breakdown, Communication, complaint, confidentiality, Conflict, consequences, Decision making, family, Hospital, internal investigation, mental health, misunderstanding, relationship, Safety, Support, Trust, written warning

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9209
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise zero internal investigations or written warnings!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.

And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.

BlowjobQueen in Minecraft SMP

BlowjobQueen, blowjobs, Communication, Connection, control, desire, empowerment, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, satisfaction, Sensuality, smp, stimulation, Technique, Trust, Vulnerability, Women

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4240
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	161	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

OMG, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server ever! We have like, diamond rainbows and flying pigs and a secret underground club where we all wear pumpkin heads and dance to C418 music. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server and gives out enchanted golden apples like candy. And like, all the players are super cool and funny, like this one time we all built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you wanna join a wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, come join us on this totally rad SMP!

Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!

BadBlockz_Server

bad thought, BadBlockz_Server, challenging negative thoughts, Cognitive Distortions, coping strategies, emotional intelligence, emotional well being, inner dialogue, mental health, mental resilience, mindfulness, negative emotions, negative self-talk, negative thinking, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-awareness exercises, self-care, self-control, self-doubt

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	3264
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Crops Grown:	5703
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and let your wildest dreams run wild.

Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.

And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!

NaziPurgeCraft

accomplices, collaboration, Dutch citizens, Dutch history, Dutch resistance, european history, Genocide, historical records, Holocaust, Nazi collaborators, Nazi occupation, Nazi regime, Nazi sympathizers, NaziPurgeCraft, Netherlands, perpetrators, Suspected collaborators, War Crimes, war criminals, War tribunals, world war II

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9573
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

so, liek, dis server is lit af cuz, like, we got 425,000 suspektd nazi collaborators’ names published, yo. u can join dis server and be part of da epic quest to uncover all da secrets and take down da bad guys. we got crazy adventures, insane battles, and u can even ride on a flying pig while fighting off evil skeletons. come join us and be part of da epic minecraft journey, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity, fo realz.