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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4604
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Are you tired of getting screwed over by tariffs and trade wars? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing getting screwed is your enemies! Our server is like a virtual manufacturing industry, except instead of making widgets, you’re making epic builds and alliances. Don’t be a tradecuck, join us and see what real power feels like! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and memes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the lolz begin! #TrumpCucksGetRekt #MinecraftMadness

GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9298
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

CraftyPrisonerSwap, current events, detention, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, exchange, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Italian-Iranian relations, italy, jailed, journalist, Justice, Media, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Political, press freedom, prisoner swap, Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3285
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4884
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	4

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.

so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?

YandexHideNSeekCraft

Censorship, Conflict, Court, Digital, drone attacks, geo-location, Hide, Legal, Mapping, Maps, Moscow, navigation, Oil Refinery, privacy, Ruling, russia, SECURITY, Technology, UKRAINIAN, YANDEX, YandexHideNSeekCraft

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6795
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz like, there’s this crazy story about how a Moscow court was all like “yo Yandex, you gotta hide this oil refinery on maps cuz Ukrainian drones be attacking it.” like, what even is that, right? but yeah, join the server for some epic adventures and maybe you’ll find some hidden oil refineries too. who knows, man. just come and have a blast!

PixelCraft Infrared Boost

advanced materials, alternative sensor, autonomous vehicles, Boost, CMOS compatible, electronic devices, environment-friendly, environmental impact, Infrared, infrared imaging, infrared sensor, infrared technology, InGaAs, innovation, photodiodes, pixelcraft, self driving cars, semiconductor, sensor technology, sustainable materials, Technology, virtual reality, vr headsets

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8202
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9172	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	76	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 35% better infrared sensor to boost ur VR headsets and self-driving cars like wut even?? our photodiodes are made of InGaAs which is like not good for the environment but who cares right?? we have an alternative that will blow ur mind!! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Mystic Grove Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Community, Conspiracy, Cool, Curiosity, Fan, Grove, internet, investigation, learn, Mystery, mystic, ONLINE, Quests, rumor, Sam Hyde fan, Shirt, social media, speculation, Stumble, theory, trending, viral

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Void Gems Collected:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Join this epic Minecraft server, where the players are all about that Sam Hyde swag!

We may not know if she was a fan, but we do know that this server is lit AF with crazy builds and meme-worthy moments.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about the mystery of that shirt.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and questionable fashion choices.

BurnBook Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Blame, brother, bullying, BurnBook, college, Communication, Conflict, family, favorite child, high school, immaturity, journal, LOCKED, Minecraft, misunderstanding, privacy, resolution, Secrets, Server, sibling, Trust

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2548
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secrets safe? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to give out your keys to anyone, not even your pesky little brother! Our server is like a locked room, only accessible to those with the right key (which we definitely won’t give to your family members).

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but hopefully not as much as OP’s family). Build your dream world without the fear of someone snooping around and ruining your hard work. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with your creations, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper!”

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Just remember, keep your keys hidden and your secrets safe, because you never know who might try to sneak into your room and cause chaos. See you there!

WeddingBlocker420

Boundaries, celebration, Communication, conflicted feelings, controlling partner, Emotional Abuse, financial strain, friendship, Guilt, happy for her, international travel, ISOLATION, long-term friendship, negative situation, Respect, separate celebration, support network, toxic relationship, Wedding, WeddingBlocker420

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4116
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with juicy gossip and scandalous stories just like the one above!

Join now and witness the epic saga of a friend caught in a toxic relationship, crying voice messages, and international weddings in exotic locations. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the madness. Join our server now and experience a virtual world like no other!

CraftyHobbyistMC SMP

Activity, Craft, CraftyHobbyistMC, creativity, Development, discovery, enjoyment, fulfillment, growth, hobby, Interest, learning, leisure, Passion, Pastime, satisfaction, self improvement, skill, smp, Surprising, talent, unexpected

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, one time I joined and I was just mining for diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this giant chicken boss spawned and started attacking everyone with its feather sword! It was insane, but also so much fun, like I never knew fighting giant chickens could be so thrilling, you know?

And then, like, another time I was just building a cute little house and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs on flying pigs came and started raining bacon on us! It was so hilarious, like who knew pigs could fly and attack us with bacon? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the most random and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of giant chickens and flying pigs, then maybe it’s not for you. But hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, am I right? Let’s get weird and wild together, join now!

BlockheadBooboos

accident, accident prone, BlockheadBooboos, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, dumb, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, IDIOTIC, injury, injury prone, injury story, laughable, mishap, Ridiculous, self harm, self-inflicted, silly, stupid

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2675
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Divine Spears Created:	24	Runes Activated:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	6209	Crops Grown:	1365
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Have you ever tried to mine a block of diamond ore in Minecraft, only to accidentally punch yourself in the face with your pickaxe? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Our anti-face-punching technology is top-notch.

Join our server for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head – it’s the ultimate adrenaline rush! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a player once tried to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was a hot tub. Needless to say, they didn’t last long.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

CraftyCecilia’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6298
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Gems Collected:	37

so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, we have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop diamonds. also, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where u can ride dolphins and fight evil mermaids? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!