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BlockBabies R Us

BlockBabies, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, family goals, Family Planning, fertility, future plans, Kids, Lifestyle, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, pros and cons of parenthood, reasons for having kids, reasons for not having kids, societal expectations

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8412
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	4744	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

ECLIPSEMINE, Helpers, Minecraft, OPEN RECRUITMENT

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6731
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Animals Bred:	161	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
New Chunks Explored:	397995	Towns Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

The owner of the server “ECLIPSEMINE IS OPEN RECRUITING FOR HELPERS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.235.153

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8966
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ores Mined:	7893
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	6416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	New Chunks Explored:	651701
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Gods Slained:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	110
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.

SisControlCraft

arguments, Bad Influence, brother, Controlling, Doctor, electronics, family, fast food, GROUNDED, INDEPENDENCE, Jealousy, parenting, private school, rated R movie, rules, rv, sibling rivalry, SisControlCraft, sister, Summer, travel

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2867
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the controlling clutches of your sister and finally live your best virtual life! Join us for a chance to sit in the front seat of any virtual vehicle, eat unlimited fries and snacks, and even watch rated R movies without getting in trouble.

Explore our virtual world and travel around the country in an RV with your cool brother who always has your back. No more bedtime restrictions or unhealthy food bans – on this server, you make the rules!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure where you can be independent, make new friends, and maybe even get grounded for calling someone controlling and jealous – but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

MineCrafty Mysteries Server

#clues, Breakthrough, cold case, crime, Disappearance, discovery, Evidence, forensic analysis., History, investigation, Lifetime, minecrafty, Mysteries, Paranormal, potential solutions, Science, serious, Server, solved, speculation, Technology, theories, unsolved mystery

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	771
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Animals Bred:	189
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Void Gems Collected:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Farms Harvested:	739

Are you tired of boring old mysteries that never seem to get solved? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have the ultimate unsolved mystery waiting to be cracked! Join us and put your detective skills to the test as you uncover the truth behind the disappearance of the legendary diamond sword of power. Rumor has it that it’s hidden somewhere in the depths of our server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. Will you be the one to finally solve this age-old mystery and claim the sword for yourself? Join now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

BlockyDeathWish

afterlife beliefs, BlockyDeathWish, Choices, chosen ending, death, dying process, dying wishes, end of life, eternal rest, final destination, final exit, final moments, last breath, Life after death., mortality, peaceful passing, personal decisions, Preferences, preferred death, preferred method, ultimate fate

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Holy Grails Found:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Animals Bred:	134	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is getting blown up by a creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose how you die! Want to go out in a blaze of glory fighting a horde of zombies? Done. Prefer to be squished by a giant slime? We can make it happen. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and embark on crazy adventures where the only limit is your imagination. Build a roller coaster that launches you into a pool of lava, or create a maze filled with deadly traps that will leave your friends scratching their heads (and respawning).

So why wait? Join us today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, the only way out is in a spectacularly ridiculous death of your choosing!

CraftyConscious

awakening, awakening of consciousness, Being, Consciousness, Cosmic, Cosmic Consciousness, CraftyConscious, Deep thought, enlightenment, Existence, Existential, first, History, introspection, Metaphysical, Origin, Philosophical, SELF AWARENESS, self-realization, Universe, Wake Up

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magic Items Found:	5767	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dimension Hops:	4
Votes:	6611	Mythical Relics Collected:	5

and decided to create a Minecraft server like no other. this server is so lit, even the creepers are doing the floss dance. if you join, you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of rainbow sheep and flying llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground maze filled with diamonds and golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds the end of the maze will be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

Oh, did I mention that our server is also home to a tribe of friendly aliens who love to trade with players? They have technology beyond your wildest dreams, like jetpacks and laser guns. Just be careful not to accidentally start a galactic war while trading with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the entire universe. Or at least the ruler of our server, which is pretty much the same thing.

GordoniaCraft: Permian Edition

craniomandibular, dicynodont therapsid, Edition, extinct genus, Gordonia traquairi, GordoniaCraft, Late Permian, Micro-CT data, neuroanatomy, permian, scotland

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	10

come join our minecraft server, where we have DINOSAURS AND ALIENS AND STUFF. we got this one dino called Gordonia traquairi and it’s like the coolest thing ever. it’s from SCOTLAND, so you know it’s gonna be epic.

we got MICRO-CT data that reveals all this crazy info about its brain and jaw and stuff. like, who even knew dinosaurs had brains? mind = BLOWN.

so if you wanna explore ancient worlds and uncover the mysteries of prehistoric creatures, then you gotta join our server. plus, we have pizza parties every friday. so like, what are you waiting for? JOIN NOW and let’s get this dino party started! 🦖🍕🎉