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NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8297
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	404	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Farms Harvested:	588	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Magic Items Found:	3498
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3289
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Star Shards Collected:	253
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Mines Excavated:	1080
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6089
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Endless Night Skies:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mines Excavated:	4826
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

bizarre situation, buried, Conspiracy, construction site, controversy, Demon, disturbing revelation, grave, groveling, Kike, media frenzy, Minecraft, Mystery, political scandal, public outrage, Server, shocking discovery, speculation, trump, Trumps, unanswered questions, unfinished building, yid

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

assimilation, assimilation process, cultural blending, Diversity, ethnicity, French, future outlook, generations, immigration, integration, ITALIANS, MERGE, Merging, Mexicans, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, Polish, racial dynamics, racial integration, Scandinavian, smp, societal change, Whites

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8923
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Star Shards Collected:	211
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	7304	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	23	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

ThriftedPillowSwapLOL

Argument, Brat, Couch, expensive, floor pillow, Friend, Group Chat, host, insult, knitted carrot, Lorena Canals, Party, Replacement, Spill, spilled wine, thrift store, thrifted, ThriftedPillowSwapLOL, throw pillow, URBAN OUTFITTERS, Washing

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	8254
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a spilled glass of wine on a $70 carrot pillow!

Join us for epic parties, where the only thing more expensive than the drinks are the throw pillows. Who needs gas money when you can spend it on luxurious home decor?

Experience the thrill of thrift shopping for Halloween costumes, and maybe even find a pillow that will start a war in the group chat. Who knew soft furnishings could cause so much chaos?

Join now and witness “The Pillow Crisis of 2024” unfold in real-time, as friendships are tested over a tiny carrot pillow. Will you be the hero who saves the day with a thrifted find, or the villain who refuses to buy the expensive replacement?

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate pillow drama!

HangoverMunchies Minecraft SMP

Avocado, bacon, bagels, best, Breakfast, brunch, coffee, comfort food, eggs, Food, greasy, hangover, HangoverMunchies, hash browns, hydration, indulgence, Minecraft, PANCAKES, Recovery, smoothie, smp, toast, waffles

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party that never ends! We have a secret hangover food dispenser that magically appears in your inventory whenever you’ve had a little too much fun the night before. No more searching for greasy pizza or cold fries, just log on and let the food come to you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

CraftyCreeperCafe

affordable dining, affordable recipes, bargain bites, best meal, budget meal ideas, budget-friendly meal, cheap eats, cheapest meal, cost-effective dishes, CraftyCreeperCafe, economical food, economical meals, frugal eating, inexpensive cuisine, low-budget cooking, low-cost meal, money-saving meals, penny-pinching dishes, thrifty dining, value meals, wallet-friendly dining

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	674
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	153

Are you tired of eating the same old boring meals in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up the most outrageous and hilarious meals you’ve ever seen! From creeper casserole to zombie stew, our chefs have truly outdone themselves. And the best part? It’s all free! That’s right, you can fill up your virtual belly without spending a single diamond. So come on down to our server and feast like never before!