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WaveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us and experience a world like no other, where you can set sail on epic quests, save lighthouses from evil mobs, and wake up the world with your heroic deeds. Our server is so awesome, even the Resonators Jiyan and Yinlin can’t get enough of it!

But wait, there’s more! Redeem the code WUTHERINGGIFT after beating the Crownless in the tutorial to unlock exclusive emotes that will make your friends list jealous. And don’t forget to follow our official Twitter account for all the latest updates and shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of our server and let the wacky adventures begin! Just be prepared for anything, because in our world, anything can happen – from riding pigs into battle to building a house out of diamond blocks. Join now and let the chaos ensue!

ZombieZap Minecraft Server

2010AD, 2020, 2024.., 8000BC, Board, cocklust, generation z, Genocide, LGBTQ, long tail tags, Minecraft, niggers, retarded generation, ruined, Server, society, Voting, ZombieZap, zoomers

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	2873
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	1964
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	299

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have witnessed the evolution of society from 8000BC to 2024! Join us as we navigate through the rise of LGBTQ+ representation, with the percentage skyrocketing to 28% in just four years.

But beware, the Zoomers are here and they are causing chaos with their cocklust and nigger-voting ways. They may be the most retarded generation yet, but that just adds to the excitement of our server.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness awaits you in this Minecraft world!

VibeBites Minecraft Server

$120 vibrator, aita, asking for money, boyfriend’s brother’s dog, boyfriend’s refusal, boyfriend’s responsibility, brother’s responsibility, Careless, careless behavior, damaged vibrator, destroyed vibrator, dog ate vibrator, meeting boyfriend’s brother, Minecraft, reimbursement request, replacement cost, Server, silicone cover, silicone toy, VibeBites, vibrator replacement

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dog tearing apart a vibrator thinking it’s a toy? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the pets get in on the action.

Join us for epic adventures where anything can happen, just like your backpack getting raided by a curious pup. Our community is full of surprises, just like the moment you discovered your silicone-covered toy destroyed.

Don’t worry about replacing your lost item, our server is so generous, we’ll help you out with that $120 vibrator. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on and join us for a gaming experience that’s as unexpected as a dog mistaking a sex toy for a chew toy.

NoBabyBroZone

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about your fiancé’s problematic brother swinging babies around like a maniac.

Join us and leave your stress behind as you embark on epic adventures and create your own virtual paradise. No need to argue in parking lots or deal with disrespectful siblings-in-law here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild – because on our server, the only thing swinging around will be your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and conquer the virtual world. Trust us, it’s way more exciting than arguing about groceries and disrespectful family members. See you in the game!

CraftyCompliments Minecraft Server

acknowledgment, Admiration, affirmation, appreciation, compliments, confidence boost, CraftyCompliments, ego boost, encouragement, flattery, Hear, KIND, Men, Minecraft, often, Positive, praise, recognition, reddit, self esteem, Server, Support, validation

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7558
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of being called a noob on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we shower you with compliments like “You mine those diamonds like a pro!” and “Your redstone skills are out of this world!” Join us and bask in the glory of being praised for your pixelated prowess. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself once logged on and couldn’t stop complimenting our players on their building skills. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the most complimented player in all of Minecraft history!

MeowCraft – The Purrfect Server

appealing, cat lovers, cat owners, Catnip, Cats, Companionship, cuddly, feline friends, furballs, independent, litter box, long tail tags, meow, meowcraft, Mysterious, Pets, playful, Purrfect, purring, reddit, scratching posts, Server, Whiskers

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1039
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Crops Grown:	7657
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2794
Star Shards Collected:	256	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23

Are you tired of living in a world where cats don’t rule supreme? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server where cats are the ultimate overlords! Join us for a purr-fectly hilarious time as you navigate through a world where everything is cat-themed. From cat-shaped buildings to catnip power-ups, this server is a feline lover’s dream come true.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cat King, a giant feline ruler who bestows gifts upon those who prove themselves worthy. Rumor has it that he once turned a player into a cat for a day just for his own amusement. So if you’re looking for a meow-tastic adventure filled with laughter and surprises, come join us today! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a cat dance-off with the infamous Cat Queen herself. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fur fly!

putinwarnsmcserver

aggression, arms race, conflict escalation, defense strategy, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global impact, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, national security, Nuclear deterrence, political rhetoric, putin, putinwarnsmcserver, russia, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Void Gems Collected:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Towns Built:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Buildings Constructed:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Animals Bred:	89	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11

So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.

Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.

So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!

russiawepz4u

aggression, arms race, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, long-range weapons, military alliances, military capabilities, nuclear weapons, Power projection, putin, russia, russiawepz4u, SECURITY, strategic threats, Warning, Western targets

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Divine Spears Created:	23

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, russia gonna give long-range weapons to other peeps to hit the west”? well, that’s just a typical tuesday on our minecraft server!

join us for some epic pvp battles where u can use long-range weapons to strike down ur enemies from afar. we got crazy weapons like exploding chickens and rainbow lasers that shoot out of ur butt (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

plus, our community is full of hilarious peeps who will keep u laughing all day long. we have a secret underground dance party every saturday night where we all dress up as llamas and dance to dubstep remixes of minecraft music.

so, what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s show putin that we don’t need his weapons to have a good time!

LonelyCraft Minecraft Server

catch-22, Challenges, Communication, Connection, DATING, dynamics, emotional intelligence, Gender Roles, Loneliness, LonelyCraft, men and women, Minecraft, modern dating, personal growth, relationships, Ride, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Social Issues, society, SOLUTIONS, Struggles, Understanding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Are you tired of being a lonely block in the vast Minecraft world? Are you sick of the awkward dynamic between Steve and Alex, making dating in-game a total nightmare? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day!

Join our server and say goodbye to loneliness as you embark on epic adventures with a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who needs dating drama when you can battle creepers and build epic structures together?

So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again! Who knows, you might even find love in a world where pigs fly and diamonds are a dime a dozen.

OwlHouseCraft Minecraft Server

Amazon, Archive, Dana Terrace, Diary, Disney, Goddess Eda, Hot Topic, Hunter, instagram, letter, Lilith, Luz, Mega, Minecraft, observations, OwlHouseCraft, Palisman, Q&A, Rebecca Rose, Server, shorts, Soundtrack Playlist, The Mystery Shack, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA Interview

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Void Armor Forged:	17	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	New Chunks Explored:	483474
Zombie Dances:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Welcome to the most magical and chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on a journey through the whimsical world of Goddess Eda Edition, where Luz’s diary holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures and Lilith’s letter is rumored to grant you three wishes (but only if you can decipher her cryptic handwriting).

But wait, there’s more! Dive into Hunter’s Palisman observations and discover the secret language of the creatures that roam our server. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, head over to our Disney+ corner where you can binge-watch The Owl House series and immerse yourself in the fantastical realm of witches and demons.

Need a break from all the magic? Check out Dana’s Twitter for some hilarious behind-the-scenes antics and her Instagram for exclusive sneak peeks. And don’t forget to join Dana’s Tumblr for daily doses of creativity and inspiration.

Still not convinced? How about a one-on-one interview with Rebecca Rose or a virtual hangout with the voice actors themselves? And if you’re in the mood for some epic tunes, we’ve got The Owl House’s soundtrack playlist on repeat.

Gear up in style with our official TOH merch from Hot Topic and Amazon, or snag some exclusive goodies from TheMysteryShack. And for the ultimate fan experience, don’t miss out on Dana and VA’s QA sessions where you can ask all your burning questions about the show.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Just be careful not to get lost in the enchanted forest or accidentally summon a demon while you’re at it. Happy crafting!