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Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 5855 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Enchantments Applied: | 279 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 452 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 105 |
Crops Grown: | 8062 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! our server is so lit that even the zombies do the cha-cha slide while trying to eat your brains! and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they’re like little party animals with a love for explosions!
so why should u join our server, u ask? well, let me tell u a lil story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! true story, bro.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing zombies, they’re killer on the dance floor!