touchmypatch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Evergreen Minecraft Server

banning natural gas, BBQ Grill, Closer, cold snap, Crafty, Customers, energy grid, evergreen, Faggots, Frigid, general, Guns, Minecraft, Move, PLEA, Reduce, Server, State, step, Strain, Thermostats, Washington, Washington state

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7298
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Magic Items Found:	4602	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	New Chunks Explored:	827130

Are you tired of boring old BBQ grills and guns in Minecraft? Well, say goodbye to them on our server! We’ve banned them because who needs them when you can have epic battles with…wait for it…water balloons! That’s right, water balloons are the new weapon of choice on our server.

But that’s not all, we’re also taking things to the next level by banning natural gas in the game. That’s right, no more cozy fires or cooking with gas on our server. Instead, you’ll have to rely on the power of…wait for it…unicorn farts! Yes, unicorn farts are the new energy source on our server. Trust us, they’re much more sustainable and way more magical.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring old BBQ grills and guns. Embrace the chaos of water balloon battles and the wonder of unicorn farts. It’s a whole new world on our server, and you won’t want to miss out!

SaladSlayinAuntieFTW

anorexic, Apology, aunt, Birthday, body image, body positivity, body shaming, buffet, eating disorder, family gathering, overweight, relationship, Restaurant, rude comments, SaladSlayinAuntieFTW, self esteem, skinny, skinny shaming, unhealthy weight, weight comments

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner savage? Look no further! Join our server and let out all your pent-up frustration on virtual blocks instead of annoying family members.

Just like the OP took down their rude aunt with a single epic comeback, you can take down your enemies with epic PvP battles. Build a castle to keep out the haters, or go on a quest to find the ultimate burger and pizza combo to impress potential boyfriends (or girlfriends, we don’t judge).

But beware, just like the OP’s aunt, there may be some players who try to bring you down with their toxic comments. Don’t let them get to you – show them who’s boss with your epic building skills and killer comebacks.

Join our server now and show the world that you’re not just a pile of bones – you’re a Minecraft master!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Deep quotes, enduring wisdom, Famous sayings, Impactful, inspiration, life lessons, life mottos, memorable, memorable quotes, Minecraft, motivational, philosophy, Quote, reflective, Saying, Server, Thought-provoking, thought-provoking quotes, timeless advice, wisdom, words of wisdom, words to live by

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9547
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Runes Activated:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3680
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn their enemies into blocks of cheese. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that awaits you!

FearCraft: Face Your Fears!

ALARM, anxiety, apprehension, biggest fear, concern, Distress, DREAD, face, fear, fearcraft, FEARS, fright, horrified, Horror, nervousness, Panic, petrified, Phobia, Scared, Terror, terror-stricken, trepidation, unease, worry

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	4071	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5

Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your hard work? Well fear no more, because on our server, creepers are actually friendly and give you gifts instead of blowing you up! Join us for a chance to be best friends with a creeper and receive diamond gifts every time you see one!

Are you scared of falling into lava and losing all your precious items? Don’t worry, on our server, lava is actually a hot tub where you can relax and rejuvenate your Minecraft character! Join us for a spa day in the lava hot tub and never worry about losing your items again!

Are you terrified of the dark and all the monsters that come out at night? Well on our server, the monsters throw a dance party every night and invite you to join in on the fun! Come boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and creepers in a monster mash like no other!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and conquer your fears in the most hilarious and outrageous ways possible!

EastChinaSea Minecraft Server

Chinese jets, chinese navy, Dutch ship, Dutch vessel, East Asian region, East China Sea, EastChinaSea, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international waters, maritime incident, maritime security, Military Aircraft, military confrontation, military escalation, military maneuvers, Minecraft, naval confrontation, naval patrol, naval presence, naval standoff, Server, territorial dispute

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Yo, imagine this: you’re just chillin on this epic Minecraft server, buildin your castle and mining for diamonds, when all of a sudden, CHINESE JETS start circlin your ship in the East China Sea! Like, what even is happenin?! But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we turn crazy real life events into hilarious Minecraft adventures. Join now for a wild ride and maybe even some unexpected jet flybys. You never know what’s gonna happen next on this server, but one thing’s for sure: it’s gonna be a blast!

CongoCoupCraft

Access, alleged roles, AMERICANS, Central Africa, Conflict, Congo, CongoCoupCraft, coup attempt, Democracy, detained, detainment, Diplomatic, foreign affairs, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Legal, Political, U.S, united states

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2303
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	268	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Battle Standards Raised:	5

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s lit af, bruh. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers doin’ the cha cha slide. our admins are like unicorns, magical and majestic.

join us and u might just find a diamond block in a chest full of cookies. we got a secret underground base where we throw parties with ender dragons and zombie pigmen.

plus, we got a roller coaster that goes through a nether portal and takes u to a land of rainbow sheep and talking llamas.

so, come on and join us, cuz this server is more wild than a pack of wolves on a full moon night. let’s get craaaaazy!

CraftyCatz – Masters of Doing Nothing

adorable, art form, Cats, Contentment, CraftyCatz, Creatures, cute, doing nothing, Elegant, Feline, Furry, graceful, independent, Lazy, lounging, Masters, Mysterious, naptime, Pets, purring, Relaxation, Whiskers

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	104
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Animals Bred:	101

this server is for all you cat lovers out there who want to experience the ultimate feline paradise in minecraft! we have a special plugin that turns all the mobs into adorable kitties, so you can frolic through the world surrounded by fluffy cuteness.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret hidden cat dimension where you can ride on giant flying cats and battle evil dogs trying to take over the land. it’s a purrfectly pawsome adventure that will have you meowing with joy.

join us meow and become part of the coolest cat club in minecraft. trust us, once you go cat, you’ll never go back!

Crafttomuck S3: Where the modded muck never ends! Start stirring today in this 18+ mess!

apply, Community, Crafttomuck, Creative, Discord, ends, faces, Good Vibes, Griefing, invite, long term, Mess, Minecraft, Modded, muck, new, No Griefing, No Stealing, rules, Season, Server, Skyblock, Start, stealing, Stirring, Testing, Today

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	5803
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Crafttomuck Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Type:	Create mod focused SMP
Rules:	No griefing, no stealing, good vibes only
Features:	Creative server available for building/testing, upcoming Skyblock server Season 3
Website:	www.crafttomuck.com

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I join the server?	Yes, you can apply through the discord linked on the website.
What are the server rules?	No griefing, no stealing, maintain good vibes.
Are there different game modes available?	Currently, there is a Create mod focused SMP and a Creative server. Skyblock Season 3 is coming soon.

Nickelodeon Nostalgia Minecraft Server

“2000s”, 90s, animated series, Beloved, cartoons, childhood favorites, childhood memories, classic, Entertainment, game shows, iconic, kids programming, Memories, Minecraft, Nickelodeon, Nostalgia, Retro, Server, Slime, television, Throwback, tv shows, vintage

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Players Killed by Monsters:	1436	Animals Bred:	196
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Remember the good ol’ days of Nickelodeon when you were glued to the TV, watching SpongeBob SquarePants and Rugrats? Well, imagine if those iconic characters were actually living in a Minecraft world and you could join them! Our server brings all your favorite Nickelodeon characters to life, from the adventurous SpongeBob to the mischievous Angelica Pickles.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got secret hidden realms where you can battle it out with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and explore Bikini Bottom in all its pixelated glory. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden slime temple, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft master.

So if you want to relive your childhood in the most epic way possible, join our server and get ready for a Nickelodeon nostalgia trip like never before!

HonkaiCraft – StarRail Server

Art of Dreaming, Boothill Trailer, Character Banners, Cowboy’s Got Business, drip marketing, Farewell Penacony, honkai star rail, HonkaiCraft, jiaoqiu, Light Cone Banners, Match 7th, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, SGF Show Video, special program, starrail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.3, Yunli

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. That’s just a taste of what you can expect on our server. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing all day long. From epic build battles to ridiculous pranks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughter. See you in the game!