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BridgeBlocker Minecraft Server

aita, biker, Bikes, Bridge.., BridgeBlocker, college campus, college campus bridge, cyclist, cyclist confrontation, Dogs, jackass, Minecraft, Pedestrian, pedestrian bridge, pedestrian only, Runner, scooter rider, Server, signs, skateboarder, Transit, walk, walk with dogs

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the pedestrian bridges are a battleground for epic showdowns! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with crazy cyclists, angry skateboarders, and rebellious scooter riders.

Challenge yourself to dodge bikes, swerve past skateboarders, and outmaneuver scooter riders as you make your way across our pedestrian bridges. Will you be able to hold your ground and stand your virtual ground against these daring daredevils?

But beware, for the bridges are not the only place where chaos reigns. With unexpected encounters at every turn, you never know what kind of crazy antics you’ll encounter next. So strap in, grab your virtual dogs, and get ready for a wild adventure like no other.

Join us now and show the world that you’re not just a pedestrian, you’re a Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. See you on the bridge, jackasses!

PreggoCraft: More Info Plz!

APPOINTMENTS, baby, birthing classes, Communication, emotions, EXPECTING, feelings, health, husband, Info, involvement, kicks, Medical, ob, plz, PreggoCraft, Pregnancy, relationship, RIGHTS, scans, superstition, Wife

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as your wife’s pregnancy? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s going on, just like this guy who can’t get any info about his own baby!

We promise a unique and exciting experience where you’ll never know what to expect next. Just like this guy who can’t even feel his own baby kicking without permission!

So come join us and embrace the unknown, because who needs information when you can have a good time exploring the mysteries of Minecraft instead? Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret of why this guy’s wife is keeping him in the dark about their baby!

FreeCraft Minecraft Server

app benefits, app deals, app discounts, app download, app for free, app giveaway, app perks, app promotion, app savings, app store, app without charge, app without payment, free app, free app discovery, free digital tools, free mobile app, free online resources, free software, free technology, Freecraft, Minecraft, no cost app, Server

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1814
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Towns Built:	6	Magic Items Found:	6006
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Are you tired of paying for apps that promise to entertain you but end up being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate freebie that will blow your mind!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs through the sky, battle evil chickens with diamond swords, and even build a skyscraper made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. And did we mention that our server is powered by magical unicorns who grant wishes to all who join?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous fun you’ve ever had in a blocky world! And the best part? It’s all for FREE!

CraftyCashGrab

budgeting, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, disposable goods, financial decisions, financial literacy, impulse buying, instant gratification, Luxury items, marketing tactics, materialism, overspending, peer pressure, personal finance, status symbols, trendy products, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7308
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

CellBlockCraft

ATT, Breach, Calls, CellBlockCraft, cellular customers, customer data, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data privacy, data security, hackers, network security, personal information, phone records, privacy, SECURITY, telecommunications, texts, unauthorized access

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

ScreenCrafters

addiction, computer screen, digital age, Digital Detox, digital devices, modern lifestyle, reducing screen time, screen addiction, screen detox, screen fatigue, screen overload, screen time, screen time management, screen-free, screen-free activities, ScreenCrafters, smartphone addiction, tablet screen, Technology, technology addiction, television screen

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6628
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4594
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
New Chunks Explored:	779234	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Potions Brewed:	162	Animals Bred:	111

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5783
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	179
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	1079	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	241
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.