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Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Towns Built:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	48	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	171
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

16th century, AC series, Action-Adventure, assassin’s creed hexe, assassin’s creed red, assassins creed, Crackheads, Crafty, employees, game design, game development, gaming industry, generation, germany, historical fiction, Japan, Montreal, québec, Studio, ubisoft, Ubisoft Montreal, ubisoft quebec, video games

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8644
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magic Items Found:	7852
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

Blocky Beats: Songlight Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. They bravely entered, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with singing mobs and dancing trees. It was a place where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. And guess what? That land is our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken knights. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in Songlight, where the fun never stops!

2030 Minecraft Madness: Where Creepers Drive Flying Cars & Steve is President

2030, cars, cold food, CREEPERS, cultural shifts, Delivery, digital payment, DRIVE, economic disparity, fast food, fast food industry, fast food prices, flying, Future, Globalization, immigrant workers, inflation, International, long wait times, madness, Minecraft, president, societal changes, steve, Technology, tipping culture, virtual ordering

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
New Chunks Explored:	637466	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

🤣 Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server in existence! Imagine a world where the price of a Big Mac meal is determined by rush hour traffic, where you have to order through a zoom call with someone in Bangladesh, and where your only tip options are 75%, 100%, or 125%! But wait, there’s more!

Join our server and experience the thrill of waiting 45 minutes for your cold burger and fries, only to have them thrown at you by a Kenyan immigrant! It’s like living in a dystopian future, but with blocks and creepers!

So why wait? Join us now and see what other crazy adventures await you on our server. Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie apocalypse or a herd of flying pigs! The possibilities are endless, just like the chaos on our server! 🤪🍔🍟🤖🐷 #MinecraftMadness

Pixelated Poutine Paradise: Canadian Craze Crafters

Canadian, Community Events, country living, Crafters, CRAZE, cultural experiences, economic opportunities, educational system, environmental conservation, family gatherings, healthcare system, Historical landmarks, language diversity, local cuisine, multicultural society, national pride, outdoor activities, Paradise, pixelated, Political Climate, poutine, scenic landscapes, Social Connections, Traditions, transportation infrastructure, work-life balance

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	3454	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Votes:	9874	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	16

Are you tired of living in a boring old country where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant toilet as your house? Why not! The possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

So say goodbye to your boring country life and hello to a world of endless fun and laughter. Join our server today and let the craziness begin!

NijiCraft: Where Vtubers and Creepers Collide

#youtube, collide, CREEPERS, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, LIVESTREAMS, Luxiem, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, xsoleil

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Emeralds Found:	2772
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further than our server, where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for a chance to team up with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like they’re your new pixelated BFFs.

Ever wanted to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin or build a castle with Rosemi Lovelock? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is so lit, it’s like LazuLight is shining down on you from above.

But wait, there’s more! Ethyria is where the party never stops, Luxiem is where the cool kids hang out, and Noctyx is where the night owls roam free. And don’t even get us started on ILUNA, XSOLEIL, Krisis, and TTT – they’re like the Avengers, but with pickaxes and TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, pickaxe, and a sense of humor, because on our server, anything goes! Just remember to watch out for bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – they’re like the creepers of the internet world. Join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyCreeperz: ‘>[GAME] is better than you think, and so are we!’

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	50
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because [GAME] is here to shake things up!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. Rumor has it that whoever captures the unicorn will be granted three wishes, including unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that can do your homework for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, a gang of rebellious chickens who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of golden carrots. Will you join forces with them or take a stand against their poultry tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join [GAME] now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines, where the creepers are actually great dancers and the zombies serve drinks at the bar. Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join us today!

DollarlessCraft: Where Money is Just a Myth!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Void Armor Forged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Items Found:	2434
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where the dollar is no longer real? Do you want to escape the chaos and dive into a virtual world where diamonds are the new currency? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where pigs fly, creepers dance, and llamas run the government. Build your own empire made entirely of cake, ride unicorns into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a rap battle.

But beware, for the currency on this server is constantly changing. One day emeralds are worth more than gold, the next day obsidian is the new Bitcoin. Keep your wits about you and your pickaxe sharp as you navigate this wacky world where nothing is as it seems.

So what are you waiting for? Withdraw all your assets and join us on this absurdly hilarious Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and your ability to survive explosions).

MineFantasyXIV – Crafting Chaos with Endwalker General Shenanigans!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

🌟🔥 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your pixelated eyes on! 🌟🔥

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, fear not, because DAWNTRAIL is here to save the day! 🦸‍♂️

Join us for our Early Access launch on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure. And mark your calendars for the official Release Date on Tuesday, July 2, 2024!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got crazy in-game events like the Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now! Fight dragons, cast spells, and embark on quests with your fellow players in this epic crossover event.

And don’t even get us started on our General News – we’ve got Cross-Region Data Center Travel Tests, PvP Series 5, and so much more! It’s like a never-ending rollercoaster of excitement and fun!

Join us for meetups like the Crafting meetup in Balmung or the Spooky Club in Famfrit Lavender Beds. Who knows, you might even meet your future Minecraft bestie at one of these events! 🤝

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join us on this wild ride at DAWNTRAIL! Your Minecraft adventure will never be the same again. 💥🎮 #BestServerEver