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CraftyCorruption – No Jews Allowed

Accountability, Allowed, anti-semitism, antisemitism, authoritarianism, Belarus, Blame, conspiracy theories, controversy, Corruption, CraftyCorruption, denial, Dictatorship, discrimination, eastern europe, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jews, Politics, president, racism

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1834
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Towns Built:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	3080

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Belarusian president blames Jews for all his government’s corruption? He’s like “I’m not antisemitic, but those darn Jews are totally ruining everything!” It’s like a soap opera drama but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join this server for all the juicy gossip and scandalous plots, it’s like a reality show but with blocky characters. Plus, the community is lit af and always down for a good laugh. So come on, join us and witness the madness unfold in this wild and wacky Minecraft server!

YellowCarWarriorz

car aesthetics, car color impact, car ownership, cognitive bias, color association, color psychology, color symbolism, cultural influences, emotional response, perception bias, perception distortion, psychological effects, social constructs, societal norms, societal perspectives, subconscious influence, violence perception, visual impact, world view, yellow car owners, YellowCarWarriorz

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3857
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Towns Built:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s like a party in a creeper’s belly! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide.

our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a thousand suns. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club, where the zombies drop sick beats while trying to eat your brains.

oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency? it’s like a capitalist dream come true.

so, if you’re tired of boring old minecraft servers, come join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination. plus, we have free cookies. who can say no to that?

BrainwaveBeatsMC

Alzheimer’s disease, auditory stimulation, brain health, brain waves, brainwave entrainment, brainwave frequencies, brainwave synchronization, BrainwaveBeatsMC, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, dementia, elderly care, Memory Loss, mental stimulation, neurology, relaxation techniques, sleep disorders, sleep improvement, sleep quality, sound therapy

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5301
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and BAM! your brain waves are like, totally stimulated by the sound effects. it’s like magic, man. and get this, it’s not just for fun and games, it can actually help peeps with dementia or cognitive decline sleep better. like, who knew minecraft could be so therapeutic, right? so come join us and let your brain waves go wild!

RinoCraft Minecraft server

banner, Enjoy, image, Lazy, Minecraft, Newest, Playing, Project, RinoCraft, Server, Servers, Starter Kit, Waiting, welcome

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7074
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

RinoCraft is the newest Minecraft project. We welcome everyone to our project and are waiting for you on our servers) Enjoy playing on RinoCraft

NijiCraft Server: Trending Worldwide!

China, digital content, FANART, global trends, internet culture, Japanese entertainment, memes, NijiCraft, Nijisanji, Nijisanji wave, Online Community, online content, online fandoms, Popularity, Server, social media, trending, viral, virtual idols, virtual personalities, virtual youtubers, Vtubers, worldwide

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Divine Spears Created:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is where all the cool kids hang out! We’ve got more fanart and memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. And forget Nijisanji, they’re old news. Our server is where it’s at! Plus, we’re so popular in China, they named a panda after us. Join now for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

ChainsawCraft Minecraft Server

Analysis, Anime, Asa Mitaka, Asa Mitaka vs Kobeni Higashiyama, best woman, chainsaw man, Chainsaw Man series, ChainsawCraft, Character, comparison, debate, Favorite, Female Characters, full name, Kobeni Higashiyama, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Protagonist, Server, supporting character

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	835
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Emeralds Found:	1517
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and embark on a quest to discover who the best woman with a full name is between Asa Mitaka and Kobeni Higashiyama. Will it be a battle of wits, strength, or just pure luck? Only one way to find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner will receive a virtual crown made out of enchanted emeralds. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

SleeplessCraft

aita, Communication, compromise, exhaustion, Frustration, gaming etiquette, gaming habits, lack of sleep, late night gaming, PC Gaming, problem solving, relationship conflict, Significant Other, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sleep quality, SleeplessCraft, tiredness, work schedule, work week, work-life balance

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	445
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where staying up until 4 am is not only encouraged, but required! Join us for late-night gaming sessions filled with “click, click, click”, flashing lights, and tippy tappy sounds that will keep you wide awake until the sun comes up.

Are you tired of boring sleep schedules and responsible adulting? Then this server is perfect for you! Our players never sleep, because who needs rest when you can be mining diamonds and building epic structures all night long?

Join now and experience the thrill of sacrificing your sleep for the ultimate gaming experience. Who needs a well-rested partner when you can have a blocky adventure that never ends? Don’t worry about work the next day, just keep clicking away and let the bright lights guide you to victory!

So come on, join our server and embrace the chaos of late-night gaming. Who needs sleep when you can have endless fun in the world of Minecraft? Let’s tippy tappy our way to gaming glory!

CraftyConfessions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7192
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Items Found:	4658
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your friends and family? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can spill all your deepest, darkest secrets without any judgment! Join us and confess that you once accidentally set your neighbor’s house on fire with a flaming arrow (oops!). Let it all out in a safe and supportive environment, where everyone is too busy mining diamonds to care about your embarrassing moments! So come join us and let those skeletons out of your closet – literally, because we have a haunted graveyard biome where you can bury your secrets (and maybe find some buried treasure while you’re at it)!

GasCraft: EU Sanctions Edition

diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Edition, ENERGY, energy dependence, energy exports, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, energy supply, EU, Europe, european union, foreign policy, GasCraft, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Natural Gas, Politics, Russian gas, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Mines Excavated:	2595	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft but u also wanted to stick it to the man? well, dis server is da place for u! we got crazy builds, epic pvp battles, and even a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world! plus, we just got approved for da first-ever sanctions on russian gas, so u kno we mean business. join us now and be a part of something truly insane!

CavemanCalorieCraft

ancestral lifestyle, ancient humans, burn calories, calorie storage, CavemanCalorieCraft, diet, energy expenditure, Evolution, Exercise, FITNESS, Food, health benefits, hunting, Longevity, metabolism, nutrition, paleo diet, physical activity, prehistoric humans, Survival, weight loss

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	907
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Yo, wanna join this epic Minecraft server where we hunt for pixels instead of real food? Imagine being a prehistoric pixel warrior, surviving on nothing but virtual meat and potatoes! Burn calories by running from creepers and fighting off skeletons, just like our caveman ancestors did! Who needs a gym when you can get ripped in the virtual world? Join now and become the ultimate pixel hunter-gatherer!