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IncelCraft Minecraft Server

Birth, DATING, feminism, incel, IncelCraft, internet culture, involuntary celibacy, Loneliness, male identity, Masculinity, mental health, mental health issues, Minecraft, Misogyny, online communities, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, social isolation, societal pressures, toxic masculinity

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4955
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can witness the birth of an incel! Join us as we watch a lonely player transform into a fedora-wearing, Mountain Dew-chugging, keyboard warrior right before your very eyes.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a haunted mansion filled with ghostly villagers who are constantly throwing wild parties and causing chaos. Can you survive the spooky shenanigans and maybe even become friends with the undead?

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

GrifterTateGetsBusted Minecraft SMP

Arrest warrant, arrested, consequences, crime, criminal behavior, criminal charges, criminal justice system, culture, Deception, fraud, grifter, GrifterTateGetsBusted, investigation, Justice, law and order, law enforcement, legal trouble, Minecraft, repeat offender, scandal, smp, Tate, white collar crime

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Towns Built:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5128	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and questionable decisions! Tate is constantly getting arrested for reasons no one can quite understand – is it because he keeps trying to steal all the diamonds on the server? Or maybe it’s because he insists on building his house out of TNT? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, grifter culture has never been more alive than on our server. So come join us and see if you can survive the madness – just watch out for Tate and his latest scheme!

SurgeryCraft: NoCigs4Mom

addiction, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, cigarettes, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family dynamics, generational differences, health concerns, INDEPENDENCE, moral dilemma, NoCigs4Mom, parental expectations, personal values, refusal, secondhand smoke, smoking, Support, surgery recovery, SurgeryCraft

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Animals Bred:	83
Towns Built:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Are you tired of dealing with cigarette smoke in your life? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the air is always fresh and clean! No secondhand smoke here, just pure pixelated fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about buying cigarettes for your mom after her surgery. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs cigarettes when you have diamonds and creepers to keep you entertained?

Don’t be the asshole who buys cigarettes for their recovering mother, be the hero who saves the day in a virtual world where smoking is banned and adventure awaits around every corner. Join our server now and say goodbye to smoky smells and hello to a smoke-free gaming experience!

WeaponizedUkraine

arms sales, Conflict Resolution, defense strategy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EU, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical dynamics., international relations, lifting restrictions, military aid, military support, peace negotiations, political tensions, regional stability, security assistance, top diplomat, Ukraine, WeaponizedUkraine, weapons

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7546
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7830
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Potions Brewed:	83	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, yo. like, we got all the weapons you could ever dream of, like, bazookas and laser guns and even, like, a potato launcher. yeah, you heard me right, a potato launcher. and, like, the best part is, there’s no restrictions on using them. so, like, come join us and let’s blow stuff up together, it’s gonna be a blast. literally.

AntarcticInvasion

antarctica, AntarcticInvasion, Biodiversity, Challenges, coastlines, conservation efforts, ecosystems, environmental impact, global warming, invasive species, landmasses, non-native species, remote islands, research, Risk, scientific discovery, southern hemisphere, Southern Ocean islands, species incursions, study, view

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2688
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Runes Activated:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

so, liek, u kno how u always thought Antarctica was all safe from those pesky non-native species? well, THINK AGAIN, my dude. this server is like Antarctica’s worst nightmare come true, with creatures invading from all over the place. we got penguins riding kangaroos, koalas wielding swords, and kiwis flying around dropping bombs. it’s a wild party down here, and you don’t wanna miss out. join now and help defend Antarctica from the invasion of the century! 🐧🦘🐨💣 #AntarcticaUnderAttack #SaveTheIceRealm

BisqueCraft Minecraft Server

BisqueCraft, CHAPTERS, Character development, comedy, COSPLAY, cute, high school, long tail tags, love story, Manga, Minecraft, Otaku, pure romance, relationships, romance, school life, seggs, Server, slice of life, sono bisque doll wa koi wo suru, Wholesome

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6662
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5939	Animals Bred:	113
Zombie Dances:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us for the next 10 chapters of pure wholesome seggs… I mean, wholesome fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a creeper and a skeleton decided to put their differences aside and open a bakery together. The result? Explosive cupcakes and bone-chilling cookies that will blow your mind (and your taste buds)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can find and befriend the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava pool? It’s said to have magical properties that will give you the power to fly like an Ender Dragon for a limited time. Just be sure to bring some fire-resistant armor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the lag.

Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General Minecrafters

Character Banners, drip marketing, Event, Exhibition, Gacha game, gameplay, general, Honkai, Honkai Impact, Jiaoqiu Trailer, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, Minecrafters, mobile game, new characters, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, star, star rail, strategy, Tales of the Luofu, Thread Template, Trailer, update

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Embark on epic quests like “Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue” where you’ll battle against the forces of evil with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and some questionable armor choices.

Witness the thrilling “Tales of the Luofu: A New Chapter” exhibition where you’ll uncover ancient secrets and maybe even find a diamond or two along the way (just watch out for creepers).

And don’t even get us started on the “Pneumanull Rice” Jiaoqiu Trailer – it’s a wild ride full of twists, turns, and more rice than you can shake a stick at.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server and have all the diamonds your heart desires (or at least until someone steals them from you).

GrownUpGamer123 Minecraft SMP

GrownUpGamer123, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9249
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Gods Slained:	1

Remember that time you accidentally killed your pet chicken in Minecraft and felt a pang of guilt? Yeah, that’s when you knew you were truly growing up. But fear not, on our SMP, we have a strict no chicken killing policy! Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time! Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve who likes to steal your diamonds and leave behind a trail of dirt blocks. So if you’re ready for some spooky shenanigans and diamond-laying chickens, come join us!

NoSleepCraft

acupuncture, aromatherapy, bedtime habits, chamomile tea, Exercise, healthy diet, herbal remedies, insomnia, lavender oil, lifestyle changes, meditation, melatonin, natural remedies, NoSleepCraft, Relaxation, relaxation techniques, Sleep, sleep environment, sleep routine, stress reduction, valerian root

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4423
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Animals Bred:	178
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Are you tired of counting sheep to fall asleep? Join our Minecraft server and let the soothing sounds of creepers exploding lull you into a peaceful slumber! Our virtual world is filled with magical forests, cozy caves, and even a secret potion that guarantees a good night’s sleep. Say goodbye to insomnia and hello to endless adventures on our server! Who needs medication when you have the power of Minecraft at your fingertips? Join now and sleep like a baby (zombie)!

KurskCraft: Bridging the Gap

border, Bridges, Bridging, Conflict, demolition, Destruction, Diplomacy, eastern europe, gap, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk, KurskCraft, Military, Politics, ReBuilding, Reconstruction, russia, sabotage, Tensions, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4372
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Astral Projections Made:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	418
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Yo yo yo come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up bridges faster than Ukraine in Kursk! We got crazy TNT parties every night and watch out for those sneaky Russians trying to build them back up. It’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, so grab your pickaxe and join the madness! Plus, rumor has it there’s hidden treasure buried under one of those bridges…just watch out for the creepers! Join now for a blast of a time, literally!