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DisagreeCraft: UnpopularOpinions

alternative perspective, contrary stance, contrasting opinion, controversial, different perspective, differing outlook, disagree, DisagreeCraft, dissent, dissenting opinion, dissenting view, divergent viewpoint, minority perspective, nonconformist stance, opposing belief, popular opinion, unconventional opinion, unconventional view, unique viewpoint, unorthodox belief, unpopular belief, UnpopularOpinions

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	524
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Emeralds Found:	402

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old opinions being thrown around? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace all the wackiest and most outrageous opinions out there! From believing that pineapples belong on pizza to thinking that socks with sandals are the height of fashion, we’ve got it all!

Join us for a wild ride where you can express your most controversial opinions without fear of judgment. Who knows, you might even find someone who agrees with you that cats are actually aliens sent to spy on us!

So come on down to our server and let your freak flag fly high! Who knows, you might just find your new best friend who shares your love for wearing socks with flip flops in the winter. It’s a crazy world out there, and we’re here to embrace it all!

CaveCraft: Unearthed Hilarity

ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, archaeological dig, archaeology, buried, cave collapse, cave collapse risk, cave exploration, cave preservation, Cavecraft, Excavation, hidden treasures, Hilarity, historical artifacts, historical discovery, historical excavation, historical preservation, historical research, human history, structurally unsound caves, underground exploration, underground history, unearthed

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	91	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got so much history buried under caves that are like, falling apart. like, u could find a diamond sword or a fossil of a creeper or something. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. come dig up some ancient secrets and maybe accidentally unleash a curse or two. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

Bath, beauty, Body Care, body wash, Cleansing, hygiene, Minecraft, personal care, self-care, Server, shower, shower essentials, Shower Gel, shower products, shower routine, shower time, ShowerCraft, skincare

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9371
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Villages Defended:	19
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud while playing? Well, look no further because our server is like a spa day for your virtual self! We don’t just offer epic builds and exciting adventures, we also provide top-notch body wash recommendations for when you take a shower in real life. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about smelling like a creeper again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself swears by our server for all his hygiene needs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and level up your Minecraft game in more ways than one!

Minecraft Mayhem Server – Join the Block Party!

Adventure, Atmospheric, BLOCK, Canadian, Challenging, episodic, Exploration, gameplay, Immersive, indie, Join, long tail, MAYHEM, Minecraft, narrative, open world, Party, review, Server, story mode, Survival, survival horror, the long dark, video game, Wilderness, worth it

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9613
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like The Long Dark’s episodic story mode on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen and dodging fiery arrows from skeleton archers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Ender Dragon with a penchant for singing show tunes and the elusive Creeper King who throws explosive parties every night.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can experience the thrill of The Long Dark’s story mode in Minecraft form? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

InheritanceCraft: No Regrets

Childless, DEBT, disabled child, Estate, House, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, Jewellery, Job, MONEY, Mortgage, Mother, PRESSURE, regrets, Retirement, sacrifice, savings, single mom, sister, Visa, Wedding, Will

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	1771
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Magic Items Found:	6757
Crops Grown:	6034	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player’s mother passes away and leaves behind a massive inheritance. But wait, there’s a twist! The player’s sister, who has two autistic children, demands the entire inheritance because “she needs it more.” Will you support the player in their fight for what’s rightfully theirs, or will you join forces with the sister and her sob story?

But that’s not all! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as players debate whether it’s selfish to prioritize your own financial stability over someone else’s struggles. Will you be labeled as the villain for wanting to pay off your student debt and secure a future for you and your foreign-born fiancée, or will you be hailed as the hero for standing up for what you deserve?

Join our server now for a wild ride of entitlement, family drama, and moral dilemmas that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

addicted, Caution, complex, emotional, fragile, fragile handle with care, handle with care, handle with caution, handle with compassion, handle with empathy, handle with kindness, handle with love, handle with patience, handle with respect, handle with sensitivity, handle with understanding, Highly, humans, Labels, Minecraft, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5593
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Secret Passages Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

CapitalCraft Gang Wars

Capital, CapitalCraft, control, crime, crisis management., disarmament, Gang, gang violence, Gangs, Government, Haiti, intervention, law enforcement, leadership, Order, Peacekeeping, prime minister, Public Safety, SECURITY, Stability, violence, Wars, weapons

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7814
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1448	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!

SoupBowlChampagne

Aesthetics, CELEBRATIONS, CLASSY, design, diameter ratio, dinner parties, Drinking, Elegant, Entertaining, FUNCTIONALITY, gatherings, glassware, handles, Hosting, ideal height, low wide soup bowls, SOPHISTICATED, SoupBowlChampagne, stemware, tableware, tall skinny champagne flutes

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	114550
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

central america, challenge, Community, Competition, Faster, forum, Identity, Int, International, mexijeets, Minecraft, mog, ONLINE, POSTERS, pride, Rivalry, Salvadorans, Server, SPEED, strength, Stronger, Superiority, TacoCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5431
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	400	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Runes Activated:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4268	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Are you tired of being outshined by those pesky mexijeet posters on /int/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be stronger and faster than every single one of them! Join us and show those mexijeet posters who’s boss as you conquer the virtual world with your unmatched skills and abilities. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of supercharged creepers who only attack mexijeet posters, giving you the ultimate advantage in battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

9000 jets, air superiority, air superiority model, export version, gimped export version, hi-low mix, jets, jets spam, lack, lack of tactical support structure, Larping, low end, LowkeyCraft, Minecraft, MODEL, Problem, Server, SOLVE, Spam, structure, Support, tactical support, z problem

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!