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BlockyCancerPreventer

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5041
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Yo, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s gonna prevent half of adult cancer deaths in da US! Yea, u heard me right, we got some magical Minecraft powers dat can make u live foreva!

Imagine dis, u log into da server and BAM, ur health bar is full, ur armor is indestructible, and u got a diamond sword dat can cure any illness! No more worrying about cancer or any other disease, cuz dis server got ur back, bro!

We got crazy mini-games where u gotta fight off evil mobs dat represent cancer cells, and if u win, u get a potion of immortality! Plus, we got a secret hidden level where u can find da Fountain of Youth and become forever young!

So, what u waiting for? Join dis epic Minecraft server and say goodbye to cancer forever! Let’s game our way to immortality, baby!

xSMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Votes:	4888
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Potions Brewed:	85	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2792
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

xSMP’s premise is quite simple: a simple survival server with additional features to make the game less of a chore and more fun.

My philosophy is that survival doesn’t have to be difficult. You don’t *have* to race 8,000 blocks away after death to ensure you get your items before they despawn. Simply turn on KeepInventory for yourself if you’d prefer to play the game that way. And if you don’t, then leave it off as that’s the default settings.

You don’t have something? Maybe you need a Netherrite Smithing Template but don’t want to go to a Bastion to find it. That’s fine, someone may very well be auctioning one! And if you don’t have enough money for it, you can auction your own valuable materials.

Outside of the Gold Standard, this server has no centralized economy, meaning the players have complete control over the value of items and materials outside of gold. Our gold standard is as follows:

Raw gold = $5/ea

Gold nugget = $1/ea

Gold ingot = $9/ea

We do plan to add more fun items in the future, such as an “xray machine” which will temporarily turn nearby stone and netherrack to barriers, exposing all nearby ores for a brief moment. As of right now the server is very barebones, and we don’t plan to make things too fancy. We prefer getting the basics done right than getting the advanced stuff all wrong.

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Aurora SMP: Where building a dirt house is a true rite of passage! Join us for the chaos and fun! 18+ only!

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Crops Grown:	7917
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Aurora SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Survive and thrive in our brand new season 3 world. Join a warm and welcoming community of fellow adventurers. Enjoy a vanilla feel server running on Fabric 1.21 with various datapacks.

Common FAQ:

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running on?	We are running on Fabric 1.21
How can I join the server?	To join, please add TaintedPixels on Discord
What kind of datapacks are available?	– Only one player needs to sleep to skip the night – Endermen will not steal your dirt – You can adjust armor stands – Shulkers drop 2 shells – Wandering traders sell mini blocks
Is PvP enabled?	Yes, players drop their head when killed by another player
Can I view my creations in 3D?	Yes, we offer a Bluemap for a 3D view of creations in a web browser

RespawnRave Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7249
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zombie Dances:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Love Letters Sent:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension Hops:	6

Join our Minecraft server and escape the harsh realities of life! Our server is so addictive, you won’t even have time to think about your emotional baggage. Whether you’re grieving the loss of a loved one or just feeling emotionally detached, our server is the perfect place to distract yourself with endless blocks and adventures.

Who needs therapy when you can build a virtual empire and conquer the virtual world? Our community is filled with players who are just like you – emotionally unavailable and ready to take on the world of Minecraft. So come join us and let’s all pretend like we have our lives together while we mine for diamonds and slay dragons.

Don’t worry about feeling broken or disconnected, because on our server, everyone is a little bit messed up. It’s like a support group, but with more explosions and pixelated animals. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of escapism and questionable coping mechanisms. Who knows, you might even find a new family among our blocky landscapes.

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Dimension Hops:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone like a sad, lonely creeper? Well, fear not my blocky friend, because our server is the place to be for all you social butterflies out there! Join us and make friends faster than a baby zombie running from a horde of angry villagers.

Our server is so social, even the Endermen have their own book club where they discuss the latest best-selling novel, “The Adventures of Steve and the Diamond Pickaxe”. And don’t even get me started on the parties! We throw raves in the Nether, beach bashes in the Ocean Monument, and even tea parties in the Mushroom Biome (don’t worry, the mushrooms are very polite).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you stand against them and protect the innocent sheep and cows of the land? The choice is yours, my friend.

So come on down to our server and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and your best dance moves, because things are about to get wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon night!

Honeymoon Seat Sale Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of sitting next to newlyweds on planes who won’t even pay for your upgraded seat? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. Plus, we promise not to judge you for keeping your premium economy seat all to yourself. Who needs newlyweds on their honeymoon when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to fight? Join now and leave the drama at 30,000 feet!

UnpopularCraft: Best Unknown Artist

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	111
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragons Tamed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	433

Are you tired of mining and crafting in the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and you’ll have the chance to battle zombie Justin Biebers and creepers dressed as Taylor Swift.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic underground dance parties, hosted by the one and only DJ Marshmellow. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a realm where the best unpopular artist you know performs live concerts every night.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other!

DopaEraseCraft

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Passages Found:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

Join our server and you’ll be transported to a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha! We’ve got so many crazy mods, you won’t know what hit you. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of candy? We got you, fam.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has been scientifically proven to cure dyskinesia in mice. That’s right, just by playing on our server, you’ll be erasing bad memories and feeling like a million bucks. Who needs therapy when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

Shameless Anime Girls Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	146
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Enchantments Applied:	67	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with shameless anime girls who will stop at nothing to get your attention! From cat girls to magical school girls, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience the chaos of trying to build a house while being chased by a tsundere yandere with a diamond sword. Watch out for the creeper girls who explode in a flurry of sparkles and rainbows!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Waifu Wars, where players compete to win the heart of the most kawaii anime girl in all the land. Will you be able to woo her with your pixelated charm?

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where anime girls reign supreme and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

LatinaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5836
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because we have an abundance of latinas who will spice up your Minecraft experience like never before! From building epic structures to battling mobs, these latinas will keep you on your toes and make sure you never have a dull moment. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dance party where the latinas show off their killer moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride!