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CraftyCrafterz

Business, consumer protection, Corruption, CraftyCrafterz, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Exploitation, fine print, fraud, hidden fees, Manipulation, questionable tactics, scam, shady dealings, Trickery, Unethical, unethical behavior, unfair practices, white collar crime

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3969	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver dirt blocks? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasures in our virtual world – we promise it’s not a scam, just regular business!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Fluffy Bunny Dragon. Legend has it that whoever defeats this fluffy beast will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime (and maybe even a few questionable business transactions along the way)!

QuantumCraft: Insane Adventures

Adventures, behavior patterns, belief systems, CHANGE, cognitive dissonance, different results, Expectations, habits, INSANE, Insanity, irrationality, mental health, mindset, outcomes, patterns, perspective, quantum physics, quantum world, QuantumCraft, Reality, repeating actions, Repetition, same thing twice

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ProstatePvP: Serum Shenanigans

ProstatePvP, Serum, Shenanigans

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Buildings Constructed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Void Armor Forged:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U JUST FOUND IT! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING!

JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE DIFFERENTIALLY EXPRESSED PROTEINS IN THE SERUM OF ELDERLY PATIENTS WHO EXPERIENCED PERIOPERATIVE NEUROCOGNITIVE DISORDERS FOLLOWING TRANSURETHRAL RESECTION OF THE PROSTATE! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ALL THE WACKY STUFF HERE!

OUR PLAYERS SAY THAT ONCE THEY JOINED, THEIR BRAINS GREW THREE SIZES BIGGER AND THEY STARTED SPEAKING IN RHYMES! TRUE STORY, BRO!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Mine-pvp

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, survival events lifestrils anty chat happye multiplayer factions economy creative minigames roleplay skyblock parkour modded hardcore vanilla adventure community factions quest, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1831
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Wellcom ( nine-pvp ) server . this server has publick survival . lifestrils , and anty chat server . free to all events . play and happye 🙂

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Tempest SMP: The Server where even the creepers are scared to grief! 1.21 and Whitelisted 😀

Border Missions, Bridges, building, community participation, Connected Chains, CREEPERS, generation, Grief, Infrastructure, Just Hammers, Macaw collection, Minecraft, Modded, Nether Hub, Resource Gathering, road networks, Scared, Server, smp, tectonic mod, Tempest, traveler’s backpack, TUNNELS, Whitelist, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	5032	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14

Tempest SMP Overview

Description
Tempest SMP is a brand new modded 1.21 SMP that aims to create a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects. Featuring an impressive world, Tempest SMP will be connected via road networks, bridges, tunnels, and other types of infrastructure.

Tempest SMP FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Tempest SMP?	Tempest SMP is a modded Minecraft server focused on creating a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects.
What mods are included in the official modpack?	The official modpack includes decoration mods such as the Macaw collection and Connected Chains, along with QOL mods such as Traveler’s Backpack and Just Hammers.
How can the world border be expanded?	The world border can be expanded through the completion of “Border Missions,” which involve Resource Gathering missions or Infrastructure Missions.
How can I join Tempest SMP?	If you are 18+ and interested, please join our Discord server and complete the application process.

CraftyCreeperMC Server

01.08.2024, anticipation, BELIEF, Blessings, countdown, CraftyCreeperMC, determination, FAITH, future event, god bless you all, Hope, Make It, mark your calendar, optimism, perseverance, positivity, Preparation, resilience, see you on the other side, Server, strength, Survival

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Dark Rituals Completed:	9

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of wandering pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But as soon as they started mining, they triggered a trap that unleashed a horde of zombie chickens! It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious.

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments. Players come from all corners of the Minecraft world to compete for glory and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Just kidding… or am I?

So mark your calendar, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. May the blocks be ever in your favor, and may the odds of surviving our server be ever in your favor. I’ll see you on the other side, if I make it out alive!

MineCrafty Crypto Craze Server

Artificial Intelligence, CRAZE, Crypto, cryptocurrency, cutting-edge technology, disruptive technologies, early adopters, early investment, early stage investments, emerging technologies, ev, financial opportunities, forward-thinking strategies, future investments, futuristic investments, high potential markets, innovative industries, market trends, minecrafty, next big thing, Server, tech startups, Tech Trends, technological advancements

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of always being late to the party? Well, fear not because we have the next big thing for you to get in early on – our Minecraft server! Forget about crypto, EVs, and AI, because our server is where all the cool kids are hanging out.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, mining for diamonds, and battling creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of super spies. Who knows, you might even uncover a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top of the Minecraft world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be ahead of the curve for once in your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

MommaSaidNoLOL

body autonomy, body positivity, Boundaries, bra-wearer, college bound, Commando, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, generational differences, INDEPENDENCE, Individuality, MommaSaidNoLOL, mother-daughter relationship, parent-child conflict, peer pressure, personal choice, personal space, privacy, Self-expression, teenage rebellion, underwear

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3391
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Farms Harvested:	392
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Are you tired of being told what to wear by your mom? Do you want the freedom to go braless and commando without judgment? Then join our Minecraft server where you can express yourself however you want, even if it means saying no to your mom’s demands to see your underwear! We support your right to make your own choices, even if it means starting a whole argument over it. Plus, we have a special “Principle of the Matter” mini-game where you can stand up for your beliefs and show off your independence. Join now and let your rebellious spirit shine in a world where you can be yourself, no matter what your mom says!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, CraftyAdvice, Decision making, future planning, goal-setting, guidance, hindsight, learning from mistakes, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, Server, wisdom, young adulthood

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Animals Bred:	135
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Imagine this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers to be your personal guide. But beware, this chicken has a mischievous side and will lead you on all sorts of ridiculous quests, like finding a diamond-encrusted potato or building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano.

And that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of pixelated pirates who sail the virtual seas in search of treasure. Join their crew and plunder other players’ bases for loot, but watch out for the dreaded Squidward Squid, a giant squid who guards the underwater caves with his army of jellyfish minions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the secret portal to the land of rainbow sheep and flying pigs. Trust us, your 18-year-old self will thank you for it!

CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild

call off, coworker, CraftyCoWorkerGoneWild, funny coworkers, funny excuse, funny excuses, funny reasons, funny story, funny work stories, humor, office, office humor, ridiculous excuse, ridiculous excuses, work, work excuses, work humor, Work stories

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1730
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7881	Dragon Eggs Found:	6057
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Have you ever heard of someone calling off work because their pet rock was feeling under the weather? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server dedicated to those kinds of shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride of absurd excuses and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. From claiming to be abducted by Endermen to needing a day off to attend a llama’s birthday party, our players never fail to entertain with their wacky reasons for calling off. So come on down to our server and see what hilarious adventures await you!