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IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

bewildering concepts, bewildering truths, cognitive dissonance, Common Knowledge, confusion, enigmatic knowledge, ignorance, IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP, lack of understanding, misconceptions, Misinformation, mysterious beliefs, perplexing concepts, perplexing truths, perplexity, puzzling facts, puzzling ideas, societal beliefs, surprising facts, surprising misunderstandings, unexpected knowledge

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5878
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6956	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

alarm clock woes, back to reality, blocky, coffee needed, DREAD, early mornings, Escape, long day ahead, Monday blues, Monday dread, Monday struggles, MondayCraft, need more sleep, not ready for Monday, sleepy, start of the week, stressful week ahead, tired, Ultimate, unmotivated, weekend over, wish it was Friday, workweek.

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

Attack, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, international relations, Military, nuclear plants, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Tension, threat, Ukraine, UN, united nations, War, Zelensky

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4272
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	322	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

disparities, divide, gap, health quality, healthcare access, less healthy, Life, life expectancy, mens health, public health, retirement age, Rural, rural communities, rural health, rural men, rural-urban differences, shorter lives, social determinants, Urban, urban health, urban lifestyle, urban men, urban-rural gap, widening gap

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9814
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6458	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Runes Activated:	0

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

1.21.X, Anti Pay-to-Win, auction house, claim system, Community, Cosmetics, diamonds, Discord, Fun, Graves, market, Minecraft, pay to win, Player Economy, Ranks, Resetting, reunion, Schedule, Server, Sleep, smp, Spawn, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, voice chat, Webstore

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

IP	reunionsmp.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

Features:

Community Decided Features
Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
A Robust Claim System
Homes
Paid Cosmetics
Graves
Discord Connectivity
Some Vanilla Tweaks
A Player Economy

Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

Roles:

Owner – Go_ing

Admin – Splooshium

Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

base, blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, Official, patch notes, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, Version 9.1.0, weapons, Wiki

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed:	124	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
New Chunks Explored:	606786	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Locked In Minecraft SMP

boxed in, Captive, confined, confined area, confined space, detained, enclosed, hemmed in, Imprisoned, incarcerated, ISOLATED, LOCKED, Locked In, locked up, Minecraft, Restricted, restricted movement, shut-in, smp, Stuck, Trapped, unable to escape, unable to get out

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

401k, bills, Catholic, Communication, distant relatives, family, financial stress, financial struggles, Funeral, funeral attendance, funeral etiquette, Grief, house payments, large family, loan, Marriage, Minecraft, mourning, relationships, Server, Support, uncle, UncleBobsFuneral

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

UncleBlockerZ

blended families, Communication Issues, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family loyalty, Family Values, generational differences, parental expectations, Parental Pressure, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sibling support, streaming culture, UncleBlockerZ

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

SelfImprovementMC SMP

CHANGE, habits, mindset, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self development, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discipline, self-empowerment, self-image, self-improvement goals, self-transformation, SelfImprovementMC, smp, transformation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mines Excavated:	2635
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!