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  • ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP

    ChickenFajitaKing Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/200 Votes: 8382
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dragon Scales Harvested: 391
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Crops Grown: 5491 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

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    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally spawned 6,000 chicken fajitas instead of chickens. Chaos ensued as players tried to wrangle the fajitas and cook them before they went bad. It was a fajita frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig that oinks diamonds instead of regular pig noises. Players have been on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to finally discover the Diamond Pig?

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with fajitas, diamonds, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you on our Minecraft SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ComplimentCraft

    ComplimentCraft
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 8210
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Mines Excavated: 1278
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Votes: 8744
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is nice to each other? Well, look no further! Join our server where our players will compliment you with backhanded insults like “Wow, you’re so good at mining for someone who’s so terrible at building” or “I love your skin, it’s so unique… in a bad way.”

    But that’s not all! Our server also has insane events like the time our admin accidentally turned all the sheep into exploding pigs, causing chaos and hilarity for hours. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing to 80s music.

    So come join us on this wild rollercoaster of a server, where the insults are disguised as compliments and the adventures are crazier than a creeper on caffeine. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Biden’s Creeper Kingdom

    Biden’s Creeper Kingdom
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 980
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 12 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Joe Biden’s hair plugs? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Joe himself would feel right at home. Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and conspiracy theories that will make you question everything. Who knows, maybe even Joe’s daughter will log on and spill the tea on her dad. So come on, join us and let’s uncover the truth…or at least have a good laugh trying!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Trannycoin Bros: Mining, Building, and LOLs Await!

    Crafty Trannycoin Bros: Mining, Building, and LOLs Await!
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    Players: 104/400 Votes: 6801
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1268 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Void Gems Collected: 16
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 4

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    Do you ever wonder what it’s like to ride a pig into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life, where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic? Come on, what are you waiting for? The Chicken King is waiting for his next challenger!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BreakfastCraft

    BreakfastCraft
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 2783
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Crops Grown: 8086 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 34
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 211 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 49
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

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    Come join our Minecraft server and find out which country has the best traditional breakfast… in Minecraft! Dig through virtual landscapes and mine your way to discovering the ultimate breakfast dish that will have you craving virtual pancakes and bacon all day long. Join now and embark on a hilarious culinary adventure that will have you laughing and munching on pixelated breakfast goodies in no time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EeveeEmpire

    EeveeEmpire
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 3628
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5

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    Eevee Empire

    Ip: play.eeveeempire.com

    Discord: https://discord.gg/wZAZy8FXxZ

    Welcome to the ultimate Cobblemon kingdom! Embark on your adventure in a realm crafted with a fresh new map and custom features, ensuring a relaxing and enjoyable experience for every player, and ready to grow.

    Just like Eevee, your adventure can take many unique and exciting paths. Our server is always finding new ways to let you customize your experience! An empire’s strength and splendor come from the community that builds it—brick by brick, soul by soul. Join us for a breathtaking Cobblemon journey and become part of something extraordinary!

    play.eeveeempire.com

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Medellin Madness

    Medellin Madness
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 7827
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 7
    Alien Abductions: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Magic Items Found: 1567
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2590 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like the Medellin of the gaming world – except without the drugs and violence (we promise).

    Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes (okay, maybe not that last part). But seriously, our server is so lit that even Europeans think it’s the Sodoma and Gomorrah of the new world. Why? Because we have the craziest events, the most epic builds, and the friendliest community this side of the digital universe.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server. Just be prepared for some wild adventures, unexpected twists, and maybe even a llama or two. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lucky Blocks Millionaire Madness

    Lucky Blocks Millionaire Madness
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 2278
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 414 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

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    Are you tired of games that rely on luck? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where the odds are always in your favor! With a 690.08% chance of winning, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. Our lifelines include calling a Minecraft expert friend with a 95% success rate, asking the Minecraft audience for help (also 95% success rate), and the 50-50 option where we remove two wrong answers, leaving you with a guaranteed correct choice. With these odds, you’ll be the ultimate Minecraft millionaire in no time. Don’t waste your time on games of chance, join our server and dominate the virtual world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Purgatory

    Pixel Purgatory
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 7692
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Farms Harvested: 916
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Love Letters Sent: 13
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking to spice up your Minecraft love life? Join our server and unleash chaos upon your relationship! Build a house together only to have it blown up by a creeper! Go on romantic mining expeditions that end in disaster! Fight over who gets to tame that elusive pink sheep! Who needs couples therapy when you have our server to bring you closer together in frustration and anger? Join now and watch your relationship combust in the most entertaining way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Experience

    Experience
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 9618
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Potions Brewed: 136 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 11
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 12

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    Welcome to the Experience survival Minecraft server! What we offer-

    1.Latest paper Minecraft version. 1.20.6 2.Bedrock combability. 3.Tons of plugins to keep the game intersting. 4.A friendly community 5.Custom created plugins for the server, for example clans!

    What are you waiting for? Join a new survival minecraft server and have a blast!

    158.69.22.159:25610

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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