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PsychoMine SMP: Does anyone else psych themselves up to kill themselves in the Minecraft SMP?

anxiety, coping mechanisms, courage, Delusional, depression, Edgy, FAGGOT, gasoline, kill, mental health, mental illness, mental toughness, Minecraft, Paranoid, Psych, PsychoMine, schizophrenia, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Support, Therapy

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner daredevils and push the limits of our courage and mental toughness! Join us if you want to psych yourself up for the most outrageous challenges, like building a house out of TNT or trying to survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword.

Our community is full of edgy faggots (their words, not ours) who are always looking for new ways to test their limits and have a laugh while doing it. Whether you’re a paranoid schizophrenic or just someone who loves a good adrenaline rush, you’ll fit right in here.

So come on, join us and see just how far you can push yourself in the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even find yourself dowsing in gasoline and laughing about it later!

SuperRichCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, cooperation, economic justice, Economy, finance, financial system, G20, Global, Government, high net worth individuals, INEQUALITY, International, Minecraft, policy, REFORM, Server, summit, superrich, SuperRichCraft, Tax, Taxation, wealth, wealthy individuals

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magic Items Found:	3322
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER EVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU WHY YOU SHOULD JOIN OUR SERVER! FIRST OF ALL, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! NOT ONLY THAT, BUT WE HAVE A PET CREEPER THAT CAN DO THE MOONWALK! HOW COOL IS THAT?

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A GIANT CHICKEN THAT LAYS DIAMOND EGGS! I KNOW, IT SOUNDS CRAZY, BUT IT’S TRUE! AND IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU GET TO RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE AGAINST AN ARMY OF ZOMBIES! IT’S LIKE A SCENE STRAIGHT OUT OF A MOVIE!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER HAS A FLOATING CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! YOU CAN LIVE IN A CHEESE CASTLE AND RULE OVER THE LAND WITH YOUR CHEESY ARMY! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

PixelPioneerJustice

Accountability, Charged, Conflict, delayed justice, discrimination, HUMAN RIGHTS, Incident, international law, investigation, justice delayed, law enforcement, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian, PixelPioneerJustice, settler, Shooting, Tension, unresolved, videoed, violence

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Towns Built:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

So like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can be a settler who shoots Palestinian mans and not get in trouble for it for 9 months! Like, what even is that? It’s like a wild west showdown but in Minecraft, yeehaw! Join now for the most intense PvP action and questionable legal consequences. Your trigger finger will never be the same!

TipsyCraft

act sober, alcohol, anxiety, Behavior, cognitive function, control, coping, Decision making, emotions, feeling, Impaired, intoxication, mental health, PRESSURE, SELF AWARENESS, self-control, self-perception, self-regulation, Situation, stress, TipsyCraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	124	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Farms Harvested:	297	Emeralds Found:	8610
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

so, like, u know how u get all stressed out in real life and u try to act all cool and collected but inside u feel like a hot mess? well, on this server, the more pressure u feel, the more fun u have! like, imagine trying to build a house while being chased by a pack of zombie chickens – it’s a total adrenaline rush, dude!

and, like, if u ever feel like ur brain is fried from all the stress and u just need to relax, we have the chillest virtual hot tubs where u can soak and chat with other players about the meaning of life or why creepers always gotta be creepin’.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the most epic loot hidden in the craziest places – like, one time someone found a diamond sword in a llama’s butt! true story, bro.

so, if u wanna escape reality and have a blast in a world where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers), then u gotta join this server, man. it’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about ur feelings.

McEcon

Cross-Play, Economy, Minecraft Server Economy Shop Mobs Wealth Community Grief Bedrock Java Cross platform Admins PVE PVP Nether Residence LandClaim Player Shop Auctions Cracked clients, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8528
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4548	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	New Chunks Explored:	412915
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Come join today, build a shop, earn money for killing mobs and become the wealthiest on McEcon!

Benefits: Friendly, welcoming community. We offer a moderated, no grief experience for all players and ages! Bedrock and Java cross platform server. 1.8.x to 1.21 Java Compatible Active admins PVE / PVP Nether Residence / LandClaim Player Shop (Economy) Auctions Cracked clients allowed More!

mcecon.sickgaming.net

steelfistMC

animations, botania, Create, Discord, Download, Factions, Mechanics, Minecraft, Mod Pack, Mods, PvE, PvP, Qol, Server, simple voice chat, Survival, Tectonic, Terralith, Tweaks, Vanilla, Waystones, weapons, Whitelist

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6837
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	188918	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Crops Grown:	5583
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Join our brand new 1.20.1 survival server with over 100 mods, including Simple Voice Chat, Botania, and Create, as well as many other small mechanics, QOL, and misc. tweaks. Some server-side mods include Tectonic, Terralith, Factions, and Waystones, as well as new animations and vanilla+ weapons, among many others.

Please join our Discord to download the mod-pack: https://discord.gg/UdV4FuHmkQ

stahlfaustmc.duckdns.org

ZenlessZoneZero Minecraft Server

Ascension materials, Captain Overtime, character demo, Characters’ Ascension mats, claimable codes, Damage Calculator, Display Only, Download, Lore Teaser, Minecraft, Miracle Began, Official X account, Pull Tracker, Redeemable Codes, Server, Signal Tracker, Sticker designs, Thread Template, Trailer, zenless zone zero, ZenlessZoneZero, zhu yuan, ZZZ stickers

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Votes:	6418	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows every time you ride it!

Our server is so epic that even the characters from Zhu Yuan are dropping by to hang out. Captain Overtime himself will be there to challenge you to a dance-off on the lava dance floor.

But wait, there’s more! We have a lore teaser that will blow your mind and make you question the very fabric of reality. Where did the miracle begin? Find out on our server, where miracles happen every day.

And don’t forget about our exclusive redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT and CATCHABOOKANURBT5MQ8D. Use them to unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk. It’s all possible on our Minecraft server of insanity!

KrystalGoneWild Minecraft SMP

#announcement, Archive, archive site, Closure, Dead, End.., Farewell, FINAL, Goodbye, INFORMATION, Krystal, krystal archive, krystalarchive.com, KrystalGoneWild, Minecraft, News, not a drill, ONLINE, Shutdown, smp, update, Website

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8457
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mines Excavated:	3554

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it killed the Krystal Archive! That’s right, our server is so epic that it caused a digital apocalypse. Join us if you dare, and witness the chaos and mayhem that ensues. From exploding cows to flying pigs, anything can happen on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

BoobiesAwayCraft

#breastfeeding, adjustment, baby’s needs, Behavior, BoobiesAwayCraft, Coworkers, discomfort, ESSENTIAL, humor, inappropriate comments, joking around, male friends, Natural, reactions, social settings, Support, topless, undermine, unsupported, valid concerns

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and looking for a place to escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of mischievous cows invade your land. But fear not, because our server is equipped with magical cow-repelling powers that will have those pesky bovines running for the hills in no time.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this insane story? One time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you read that right – cheese! But instead of panicking, they embraced their cheesy fate and threw the most epic cheese-themed party the server had ever seen.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the legendary Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now!

CraftyVaxMistakes Minecraft Server

CraftyVaxMistakes, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

so, like, u know how the u.s. was all like “yo philippines, we kinda messed up with that whole anti-vax thing, our bad”? well, imagine if that was a minecraft server, but instead of anti-vax propaganda, we got secret diamond giveaways and epic build battles! join us for a wild ride of missteps and madness, where the only thing contagious is the fun! come build with us and leave the drama at the door, cuz on this server, we only spread positivity and pixely goodness! so grab your pickaxe and join us for a crazy adventure that’ll have u saying “what in the world just happened?!” in the best way possible!