Tortes Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyTime Travel: Don’t dig straight down!

advice, CraftyTime, Dig, dont, future goals, hindsight, inspiration, learning from mistakes, life lessons, looking back, message to past self, mindfulness, motivation, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, Straight.., time travel, travel, wisdom

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	36	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Hey there past self! Guess what? In 5 years, you’ll stumble upon the most epic Minecraft server ever created. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated worlds with their hooves. Yes, you read that right. LLAMAS.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the most skilled players can find. Dance your blocky butt off to the sickest beats while dodging creepers and skeletons.

3. Rumor has it that if you find the mystical diamond chicken hidden somewhere in the server, your luck in the game will increase tenfold. Plus, the chicken lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want that?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Your past self will thank you for it!

Mate Value Power Play

alternative partners, attraction, emotional infidelity, evolutionary psychology, gender differences, Infidelity, interpersonal relationships, Jealousy, Mate, mate competition, MATE SELECTION, mate value, partner choice, partner preferences, perceived power, Play, power, power dynamics, relationship dynamics, relationship quality, relationship satisfaction, romantic relationships, social psychology

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4991	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

come join our minecraft server, where you can be the ultimate power player and have all the ladies (or dudes) swooning over you! we have magical powers that will make you feel like a god among mere mortals. you’ll be so irresistible that everyone will be lining up to be your minecraft bae.

our server is so lit that even if you already have a minecraft partner, you’ll be tempted to stray because you’ll feel like you deserve someone even better. it’s like a soap opera drama unfolding right before your very eyes, but in blocky pixel form.

so come on over and experience the thrill of being the most desired player on the server. who needs loyalty when you can have all the options in the world? join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your heart broken).

What are Minecraft servers like Onxy Middle School ?

activities, Adventure, building, Casual, Clans, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friends, FUNCTIONALITY, Grinding, Mining, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, RPG, rules, Survival, TEAM, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Some similar Minecraft servers to Onxy Middle School include: 1. DiamondCraft – A server focused on community building and team activities, with a strong emphasis on player collaboration and friendly competition. 2. EmeraldPVP – A PvP-focused server with unique gameplay elements and events, perfect for players who enjoy a mix of strategy and combat. 3. SapphireSurvival – A survival server with a strong emphasis on building and exploration, offering players the opportunity to create their own adventures in a vast and immersive world. 4. RubyRealm – A server that combines elements of survival, PvP, and roleplaying, offering a diverse range of gameplay experiences for players of all interests. 5. TopazTown – A family-friendly server with a focus on creativity and community, perfect for players looking for a welcoming and supportive environment to play in.

Each of these servers offers a unique and engaging experience, similar to that of Onxy Middle School . Explore them today and find your new favorite Minecraft server!

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Catastrophe Craft Minecraft Server

ALERT, asylum escapees, asylum room, asylum seekers, CALAMITOUS HAPPENING, catastrophe, Caution, Craft, Crisis, danger, emergency, emperor, Escape, fugitives, illegal immigrants, immigration, Madrid airport, Minecraft, Moroccan, Protection, security breach, Server, unknown location, Urgent

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Void Gems Collected:	36
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us for the chance to encounter the infamous Moroccan aliens who have escaped from the asylum room at Madrid airport. Will you be able to survive their unpredictable antics and outsmart them in the wild world of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. Will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks, or will you fall victim to their ruthless llama justice?

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that there is a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing creepers who have perfected the art of breakdancing. Will you be brave enough to venture into this strange world and challenge the creepers to a dance-off?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Moroccan aliens and keep an eye out for any llamas wearing sunglasses. Good luck, adventurer!

NijiEN SMP – Nijisanji EN Shenanigans

Denauth, ethyria, Graduated Livers, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Nijisanji EN community, Nijisanji EN Discord, NIJISANJI EN Minecraft Server, Nijisanji EN schedule, Nijisanji EN streams, Nijisanji EN Twitter, Nijisanji EN YouTube channels, Noctyx, obsydia, Shenanigans, smp, ttt, xsoleil

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride with Nijisanji EN YouTubers like Petra Gurin, who once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle, or LazuLight, where Elira Pendora and Finana Ryugu built a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the chaos of OBSYDIA, where Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have a rivalry so intense, they once had a build-off that ended in a TNT explosion! Or explore the magical world of Ethyria, where Millie Parfait, Enna Alouette, and Reimu Endou once summoned a dragon just for fun!

And that’s not all! Join Luxiem for a chance to witness Luca Kaneshiro, Shu Yamino, Ike Eveland, and Vox Akuma attempt to build a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started dancing! Or head over to Noctyx, where Sonny Brisko, Uki Violeta, Alban Knox, and Fulgur Ovid once pranked the entire server by turning everything upside down!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness! Just remember to ignore the bait, shitposting, and falseflaggers – unless they’re offering free diamonds, of course.

BabyBlocker2021

BabyBlocker2021, Communication, Controlling, Couples counseling, crisis center, Decision making, Emotional support, emotional well being, Family Planning, manipulative, Marriage, medication, mental health, mental health awareness, Professional help, relationship dynamics, self-care, Stability, support network, Therapy, trying for kids

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6959	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	196
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your average soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists that will leave you questioning everything!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player’s wife was on the verge of hanging herself at work, but all he could think about was whether or not to have kids. Talk about priorities, am I right? But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server!

Experience the thrill of being called controlling and manipulative for wanting your partner to seek help and stability before bringing a child into the world. Who needs therapy or medication when you can just play Minecraft instead, am I right?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and games… or is it? 😉

Love in the Nether – Minecraft SMP

#exciting, adventurous, forbidden love, hidden location, INTIMATE, love, memorable, Minecraft, Nether, offbeat, outdoors, public place, Risky, romantic encounter, secluded, secret spot, smp, spontaneous, Surprising, Thrilling, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	2851
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where romance blooms in the most unexpected places! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden cave filled with roses and heart-shaped blocks. As you explore further, you come face to face with a creeper holding a bouquet of flowers – talk about explosive chemistry! Join our server for a chance to find love in the most unconventional of places and embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate in a dungeon or have a romantic picnic on top of a volcano. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience love, laughter, and lava on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftStressFest

anxiety, Challenges, coping, difficult times, emotional turmoil, life struggles, mental health, mental toughness, Mental Wellbeing, MineCraftStressFest, OVERWHELMING, personal growth, PRESSURE, resilience, self-care, stress, Stress Management, Support, Therapy, tough situations, traumatic experiences

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3345
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3819	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of real life stress and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to forget about that time you accidentally sent a text to your crush that was meant for your mom. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs with your new online friends.

Forget about that time you got stuck in an elevator with your ex and their new partner. On our server, you can ride pigs, tame wolves, and even fly on a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not that last one, but a player can dream, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and say goodbye to stress and hello to fun! Trust us, it’s way better than that time you accidentally wore your shirt inside out to a job interview.

KimJongCraft

aggression, Conflict, Diplomacy, east asia, global politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, political rhetoric, SECURITY, south korea, Tension, Threats, united states, world affairs

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

so, like, u know how kim jong un is always talkin’ bout nukes and stuff? well, imagine if he had a minecraft server, like whaaat? join our server and experience the thrill of dodging nuclear missiles while tryin’ to build ur dream house. who needs peace treaties when u can have epic battles in the virtual world, amirite? plus, u can team up with ur friends to take down kim jong un’s evil regime and bring peace to the minecraft universe. join now and show that dictator who’s boss!

Star Space MiniCraft

astronomical phenomenon, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, cosmic discoveries, Galactic Research, Mercury’s Orbit, minicraft, Record Discovery, scientific discovery, Space, Space discoveries, space exploration, Space Observation, star, star systems, stellar evolution, stellar formation, Stellar Systems, Three Large Stars, Universe Exploration

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	8160	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Alien Abductions:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got three large stars locked in a space smaller than mercury’s orbit! like, how even is that possible?! u can mine and build while staring at these giant stars like u in some kinda sci-fi movie. plus, rumor has it that if u build a portal to the stars, u can unlock secret powers and become the ultimate ruler of the server. so come join us and witness this mind-blowing phenomenon for yourself! #mindblown #minecraftmadness