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| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 7069 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living with toddlers who have a knack for destroying everything in sight! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world without the fear of poop-covered carpets or sticky walls.
Our server is the perfect getaway for anyone who needs a break from micromanaging adults and unruly children. Plus, we offer a special complimentary stay in the dog house for those who complain too much about our rules – it’s the perfect place to reflect on your actions and maybe even make friends with some friendly wolves.
So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while dodging diaper disasters. See you in the game!
