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The Fed’s Top Two Minecraft SMP

athletes, babyfaces, Champions, Championship, Characters, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, Fed, Feds, grim, INTENSE, Minecraft, Performers, professional wrestling, Rivalry, showdown, smp, sports, storylines, Top, top two, wrestling, wwe

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Holy Grails Found:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there were two fed’s top babyfaces who decided to join our SMP. And let me tell you, things got wild! They built giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamonds, rode pigs into battle against creepers, and even tamed a dragon to guard their treasure.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and even a hidden village of talking llamas. And if you join our SMP, you can be a part of all the madness too!

So come on and join us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

LebCraft: No Power, All Fun!

Analysis, blackout, Crisis, electricity, emergency, ENERGY, Fun, Government, Grid, Infrastructure, lebanon, LebCraft, maintenance, MIDDLE EAST, News, operational power plant, power, power outage, Report, Shortage, shuts down, Situation, Updates

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Buildings Constructed:	26

OMG GUYS, come join our epic Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, one time, a bunch of creepers invaded our server and started throwing parties in our houses. But don’t worry, we fought them off with our diamond swords and saved the day! Plus, our server has the power to cause power outages in entire countries like Lebanon. How cool is that?! So, come join us and be a part of the most electrifying Minecraft experience ever!

RapCraft Wizards: Spellbinding Beats

beats, creativity, Enchantment, FANTASY, Fast-paced, Hip Hop, imagination, Incantations, Lyrical, Magic, Music, mystical, mystical powers, RapCraft, rappers, Rhymes, spellbinding, Spells, Supernatural, talent, verse, Wizardry, wizards

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz we got rappers as wizards casting spells faster than lightning bolts! like, imagine lil pump summoning a dragon to spit fire on ur enemies, or cardi b turning them into frogs with her sick rhymes. u ain’t never seen magic like dis before, fam. come join us and witness the most lit spells and potions u ever did see. plus, we got a secret underground dance party with creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks. don’t miss out on the most epic minecraft experience of ur life, join now and let the magic rap wizards blow ur mind!

HoneyCraft SORS Detection

analytical chemistry, analytical methods, DETECTION, detection method, food authenticity, food fraud, Food Industry, Food Safety, food science, food technology, food testing, honey adulteration, honey industry, HoneyCraft, laboratory techniques, Quality Control, research development, scientific innovation, sors, Spatial Offset Raman Spectroscopy, spectroscopic analysis, sugar syrup

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Towns Built:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

so like, u ever been playin minecraft and u find a server that is so lit, u just gotta join? well this server is like that, but on steroids. like, the researchers on this server have figured out how to detect sugar syrup in honey using some crazy method called Spatial Offset Raman Spectroscopy. i dunno what that means but it sounds super fancy and important. so if u wanna be part of a server that is on the cutting edge of honey technology, u gotta join this one. plus, we have a secret underground honey lab where we conduct all our experiments. it’s like a real-life science fiction movie, but in minecraft. so come join us and be a part of something truly sweet. pun intended.

A Very Long List of Things to Keep You Entertained for the Better Part of a Decade on Avalon SMP 1.19

avalon, cleric, Crates, Decade, destiny, Diablo, Entertained, final bosses, list, Long, Loot drops, Mage, marksman, mmo, Npcs, paladin, part, Plugins, Quests, Rogue, RPG, Silk Touch Spawners, Skyrim, smp, Storyline, Summoner, Voting, warrior, World of Warcraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	8891	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

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Avalon Minecraft Server Overview

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Server IP: defend.avalon.today

Avalon is Under Attack!

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. By joining a kingdom or creating your own, you can fight evil together. Can you discover all of Avalon’s secrets and defeat the Great Evil?

Avalon is an mmoRPG that combines elements from games like Diablo, Skyrim, Destiny, and World of Warcraft. With over 90 plugins, 300 NPCs, 6 Chapters of storyline, 200 quests, and 14 final bosses with daily loot drops, you’ve never seen a server like this.

Features:

Become a Warrior, Mage, Rogue, Paladin, Summoner, Cleric, or Marksman!

NPC-based Questing

Keep Inventory enabled

14 Daily Raid Bosses with epic rewards!

Dungeons

Custom Skills and Magic Spells!

Custom Armor & Weapons

Custom Crafting

Co-operative Towny environment

Silk Touch Spawners

Crates, Voting, Banking

Pets – Capture mobs/animals and level them up!

Global Market system and Auctions

Server Rules:

[1] No griefing or stealing

[2] No scamming

[3] Be respectful

[4] Be ethical

[5] Use common sense

CraftyPants Minecraft Server

achievement, Analysis, Brainstorming, CraftyPants, creativity, Decision making, determination, doubt, experimentation, growth, innovation, Minecraft, perseverance, persistence, Planning, problem solving, progress, Server, strategy, success, trial and error, uncertainty, work

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magic Items Found:	3392	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Buildings Constructed:	49
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as they come, so get ready for some epic shenanigans and non-stop laughter.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. Do you have what it takes to outwit these sneaky camelids and claim the loot for yourself? Only the bravest and funniest players will succeed!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits!

The Pick Me Queen’s Minecraft SMP Kingdom

10. singing, 11. mods, 12. clickbait, 13. self-importance, 14. fake, 15. disingenuous, 16. hype, 17. entertainment, 18. slow chat, 19. organic demand, 2. Kaneko Lumi, 20. CyberLive, 3. convincing, 4. pandering, 5. /pol/ references, 6. horny coombaiting, 7. vst nerd, 8. 4chan, 9. streaming skill, Kingdom, Minecraft, Pick, Pick Me Queen, QUEENS, smp

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3969
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8403	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as Lumi’s streaming career? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with /pol/ references, coombaiting, and a whole lot of cringey millennial journalism vibes. Our mods are experts at promoting the server on 4chan, making sure you’ll never miss out on the drama and excitement.

But beware, Lumi’s presence on the server is as fake as her streaming persona. She may talk the talk, but when it comes to actually playing the game, she’s as uninspired as they come. With a chat slower than a snail’s pace and mods making up most of the viewers, you’ll be left wondering if there’s any real entertainment value at all.

Join us on this rollercoaster of a Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the drama is the made-up stories we tell to keep things interesting. Who knows, maybe you’ll even witness Lumi’s rise to fame (or fall from grace) right before your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

DisgustCraft Minecraft Server

adoption, appropriate, commendable, culture, DAUGHTER, DisgustCraft, Expectation, healthy, judgmental, Minecraft, Misogyny, Noble, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, progressive, Self Respect, Server, telling off, Views

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3702
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Enchantments Applied:	275	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Ores Mined:	6379
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where we embrace all the chaos and drama you could ever want!

We have players of all ages, from 50F moms to 19F daughters who argue about pregnancy and self-respect. Witness epic battles of words as they debate the merits of adoption versus childbirth!

But that’s not all – we also have heated discussions about misogyny, progressive attitudes, and the humiliation of pregnancy. You’ll never be bored on our server, where drama is always just around the corner.

So join now and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs mobs and mining when you have drama and debates? Join us today and get ready for the ride of your life!

Name: “NoNameChange4Daughter”

aita, birth certificate, Boundaries, Childbirth, Communication, compromise, daughter’s name, Decision making, family dynamics, Hassle, in-laws, mental health, name spelling, NoNameChange4Daughter, physical health, postpartum, social security card, stress, Suffocated, Support, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	642
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of feeling suffocated and vulnerable in your own Minecraft server? Join us for a server experience like no other! We promise not to overwhelm you with constant visitors like this poor mom had to endure.

Just like this mom stood her ground on her daughter’s name, you can stand your ground in our server and build your own virtual empire without anyone telling you what to do. Plus, we won’t make you fill out any paperwork – just jump right in and start playing!

So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, have fun, and be in control, join us today! And remember, in our server, you can spell your name however you want – no judgment here!

LegOrArmBroke – Minecraft SMP

accident aftermath, bone fracture, broken arm, broken leg, Healing time, healthcare choice, injury comparison, injury management, LegOrArmBroke, Medical advice, medical decision, Minecraft, mobility limitations, orthopedic consultation, orthopedic injury, orthopedic specialist, pain management, physical pain, recovery process, recovery strategies, rehabilitation journey, smp, treatment options

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Buildings Constructed:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	432	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying creepers, racing against lava flows, and battling giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg!

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with zombie pigmen, a sky-high roller coaster that will make you question your sanity, and a maze so confusing that even the Ender Dragon got lost in it once.

So, if you’re ready to break a leg (or maybe even an arm) for some wild Minecraft adventures, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen!

BritBlockBanter

amusing, BritBlockBanter, British, british culture, British expressions, british humor, British language, british slang, Clever, comedy, culture, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous expression, Language, phrase, Slang, Witty, Word

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Emeralds Found:	8349
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mines Excavated:	2307

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the bee’s knees! Join us for a jolly good time filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery.

Our server is so bloomin’ brilliant that even the Queen of England herself plays on it. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical tea-drinking unicorn. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and cheeky monkeys.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having a right laugh with us? Join now and prepare to have your socks knocked off (but don’t worry, we’ll help you find them again)! Cheers, mate!