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BrazilCraft: X Suspended Supreme

Brazil, Brazil news, BrazilCraft, Brazilian politics, constitutional law, controversy, court case, decision, Government, judicial ruling, judicial system, Judiciary, Justice, law, Legal, legal proceedings, Legal System, Order, Ruling, SUPREME, SUPREME COURT, suspended, suspension

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Animals Bred:	130
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Dragons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

so, like, the brazil supreme court was all like “hey, we gotta suspend X” and everyone was like “whaaaaat??” but then they were like “nah, it’s for the greater good, trust us” so now X is suspended and everyone is freaking out. but hey, if you wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground dance party with herobrine as the DJ. plus, if you join now, you get a free diamond sword that shoots out rainbow sparkles. so come on over and leave all that brazil supreme court drama behind, let’s have some fun!

PapercutPocalypseMC

Accidents, Analysis, Cuts, data, declining, Decrease, health, historical, Humanity, Injuries, Paper, PapercutPocalypseMC, Papercuts, past, Prevention, RECORD, Safety, statistics, Suffering, trend, year over year

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

join our epic minecraft server and never suffer from papercuts again! our server is so lit that it has the power to heal all papercut wounds instantly. forget bandaids, just log on and let the magic happen!

rumor has it that the server was created by a group of super intelligent dolphins who wanted to save humanity from the dreaded papercut epidemic. these dolphins used their advanced technology to create a virtual world where papercuts are a thing of the past.

not only will you be papercut-free, but you will also have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens with laser eyes. our server is a place where the impossible becomes possible and the ridiculous becomes reality.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server today and experience a world where papercuts are a thing of the past and pigs can fly!

PlasticPurgeCraft

circular economy, eco-friendly, environmental innovation., green technology, innovative solutions, new process, plastic alternatives, plastic bags, plastic bottles, plastic pollution, plastic recycling, plastic reduction, plastic repurposing, plastic waste, PlasticPurgeCraft, recycled plastics, recycling, sustainable technology, vaporizes plastic, waste management, yielding gases

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

join dis server and u can be part of da epic quest to vaporize all da plastic bags and bottles in da world! we use some crazy technology to turn dem into gases and den make new, recycled plastics out of dem. it’s like magic but wit science! come help save da environment and have fun at da same time. also, we have a secret underground lair where we keep all da rarest blocks and treasures. u never know what u might find down dere. so come on, join us and be part of dis wild adventure!

Swipe left on real life, join LifeSwipeSmp now! Mostly Vanilla 1.21

1.21, active server, Builds, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Creative, Discord, friendly community, Fun, Join, left, Life, LifeSwipeSmp, looking for players, minecraft server, multiplayer, Players, real, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, smp, smp server, Survival, swipe, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	6571
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Animals Bred:	112	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21
Server Type	Mostly-vanilla SMP
Community	Looking for more players to help with builds, shops, and more
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server and follow the instructions provided to join the Minecraft server.

Q: Is the server mostly vanilla?

A: Yes, the server is mostly vanilla with some plugins for quality of life improvements.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can participate in community builds, create shops, explore the world, and more.

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the rules channel on Discord for the complete list of rules.

Blocky Handjob Haven Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	242
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing better than building epic structures is experiencing the mind-blowing sensation of jizzing from a handjob! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and of course, the most unique question ever asked in Minecraft history.

Our server is like no other, where players can explore bizarre landscapes, battle mythical creatures, and even discover the answer to life’s most pressing questions. So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community that embraces the absurdity of it all and encourages players to let their imaginations run wild.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate thrill of jizzing from a handjob in Minecraft. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world of wonder and excitement!

CraftyCrafter420 – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

Broadcast, CraftyCrafter420, Entertainment, Events, Fox, Fox network, Fox programming, live events, mastermind, Minecraft, Network, programming, Schedule, schedule change, SmackDown, Smackdown on Fox, smp, sports, television, TV, wrestling, wrestling events, wrestling on TV, wwe

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3137
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	95	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a Smackdown event on Fox – full of drama, action, and unexpected twists! Join us if you’re ready to rumble with other players, embark on epic quests, and maybe even uncover hidden treasures (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the world of Minecraft!

ExSisterInLawRevenge Minecraft Server

ExSisterInLawRevenge, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	9908
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Votes:	2597
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where we promise no exes will be invited, especially not your brother’s ex who causes all sorts of trouble! We guarantee a drama-free zone where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about unwanted guests. Plus, we have a special “no exes allowed” policy to ensure a peaceful gaming environment. So join now and leave the family drama behind!

StepSisBdayRuinedLOL

abandonment, bio family, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, dad’s side of the family, extended family, family conflict, family dinner, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, favoritism, gift giving, Grandparents, parental neglect, sibling rivalry, stepfamily, StepSisBdayRuinedLOL, stepsister, stepsister’s birthday

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of step-sibling rivalry, absentee parents, and birthday party drama that will make your head spin!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that truly understands the struggles of being the forgotten sibling? Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but with creepers and diamond swords!

Imagine a world where your stepdad prioritizes his stepdaughter over you, where birthday gifts are given based on who shows up to family dinners, and where the drama never ends. That’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s more dramatic than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world full of crazy family dynamics to escape into? Let’s mine, build, and unleash our inner drama llamas together!

Minecraft SMP: NoobMagnet

Communication, complex individuals, Cultural differences, different personalities, diverse individuals, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, Minecraft, NoobMagnet, people, personality types, Perspectives, Psychology, smp, social cues, social dynamics, social interactions, societal norms, Understanding, unique characteristics

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1422
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Items Found:	3887
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Animals Bred:	108	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6502	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wacky and wild players out there!

Join our SMP if you want to be surrounded by a bunch of players who build giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks just because they can. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone contraptions?

Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can tell them a joke that makes them howl with laughter. And let’s not forget about our annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while being chased by creepers – winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a herd of exploding sheep, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our one-of-a-kind world!

IceBreakerCraft

conversation starters, fun fact, fun ice breaker games, fun ice breaker ideas, fun ice breaker questions, getting to know you, ice breaker activities, ice breaker activities for adults, ice breaker games, ice breaker questions, ice breaker questions for groups, ice breaker questions for meetings, ice breaker questions for students, ice breaker questions for work, ice breakers, IceBreakerCraft, interesting facts, networking, personal trivia, socializing, Team Building

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Chimeras Created:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	4704
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Are you tired of boring ice breakers? Well, on our Minecraft server, the fun fact you can use is that you once built an entire castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will make you laugh until you cry. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret hidden treasure of the legendary Chicken King! So why wait? Join now and let the hilarity ensue!