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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 7994 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 17 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Welcome to the most bonkers Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t care about your race, your gender, or even your favorite ice cream flavor. All we care about is having a good time and causing chaos in the virtual world.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn. True story. Where else can you experience that kind of madness?
Oh, and did I mention that we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night? It’s lit, my friend. Literally, we have glowstone everywhere.
So come on, join our server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a heated debate with a talking cow about the best way to build a castle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server.
