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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8239 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 43 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4672 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u will be laughing ur butt off all day long. we got pigs dat can talk, cows dat can dance, and creepers dat tell jokes.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yea, u heard me right. we be gettin down with the skeletons and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.
and get this, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as llamas and have llama races around the server. it’s a hoot, i tell ya.
so come on down to da craziest minecraft server around and join da fun. u won’t regret it, i promise. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for everyone who joins? yea, u heard me right. free cake. so what are u waiting for? come join da party!
