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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 5829 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 61 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 30 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 722 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
so, like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the ultimate place to be, man. why, you ask? well, let me tell ya. first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. and get this, the base is guarded by a team of ninja chickens. yeah, you heard me right, ninja chickens.
not only that, but we also have a giant lava parkour course that will test your skills to the max. if you can make it through without falling into the lava, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount. oh, and did i mention that the unicorns can fly? yeah, they can totally fly.
but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs. that’s right, these pigs can hold a conversation better than most humans. they’ll tell you all the gossip happening in the minecraft world.
so, if you want to join a server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a russian-iranian treaty, then this is the place for you. come on over and join the fun!
