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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 8799 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Alien Abductions: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Buildings Constructed: | 26 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a time machine disguised as a blocky world. That’s right, by playing on our server, you’ll actually reverse the aging process and become younger with each block you mine. Who needs botox when you have Minecraft, am I right?
So come join us on this wild ride of youth-restoring, denture-wielding, dragon-slaying fun! Who says getting old has to be boring? Let’s show those whippersnappers how it’s done!