top machetes 2021 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

FlatmateFriendMCServer

bereavement, Boundaries, Communication, Consultation, Decision making, extended stay, flatmate dynamics, FlatmateFriendMCServer, Flatmates, Friend, Group Chat, house rules, living arrangements, privacy, rent reduction, rental market, Safety concerns, stranger, WIBTA, youth hostel

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3992
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	442
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy roommate situation.

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a virtual flat share with strangers who want to move in their mysterious friend without even knowing his last name. Will you be able to survive the chaos of living with random players who may or may not pay their rent on time?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of navigating through awkward conversations and passive-aggressive messages in our private chat feature. Will you be able to handle the drama without blowing up like a TNT block?

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to deal with roommate shenanigans and unexpected guests. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and drama!

MILsFaultMC

Apology, birthday celebration, Birthday Party, cake flavor, chocolate cake, chocolate icing, disrespectful behavior., entitled, Etiquette, family dynamics, gift giving, husband, MIL, MILsFaultMC, party rules, selfish cow, Son, sorry note, special day, special event, spoiled

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Towns Built:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	346	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sticking to the rules and etiquette? Look no further! Join our server where we teach kids valuable life lessons like the birthday person gets to choose their cake flavor because it’s their special day.

Just like how my MIL learned the hard way when she tried to dictate the cake flavor for my son’s birthday. She ended up getting banned from the party for being a party pooper! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you get a cake you enjoy after the party… maybe.

Join now and learn important lessons like not being a selfish cow and how to deal with entitled brats (looking at you, MIL). Plus, we have epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun!

RelaxingParents SMP

Alone Time, balance, Community, coping strategies, Downtime, Emotional support, family, Friends, hobbies, me time, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, parenting, parents, Relaxation, RelaxingParents, self-care, smp, stress relief, support network, wellbeing

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2294
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of constantly being on parent duty without a break in sight? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start a daycare center in your village. Chaos ensues as they try to teach the baby zombies how to craft pickaxes and build houses. But don’t worry, our experienced staff of moderators will make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to throw surprise birthday parties for all the players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner child run wild while you take a well-deserved break from parenting duties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons

BlockBusterCraft, Character development, inspiration, introspection, Journey, lessons, lessons learned, Life, moral, Movie, narrative, personal growth, perspective, plot twist, Redemption, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Story, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5061
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your life is literally turned into a movie! The moral of the story? Well, let’s just say it involves fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamonds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

CreepinCraft: Only 70 Blocks Left

blocks, caribbean, CreepinCraft, crime, criminal activity, death toll, gang violence, gang warfare, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international news, investigation, law enforcement, left, massacre, peacekeeping mission, security crisis, Tragedy, UN, united nations, Victims, violence

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Votes:	1329
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Whale Watchers in Canada

acoustic monitoring, blue whales, Canada, Canadian researchers, detect, EARTHQUAKES, environmental research, fin whales, Gulf of St Lawrence, Instruments, Land, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine mammals, PRESENCE, seismic activity, seismic detection, seismometers, underwater sounds, Watchers, Whale, whale calls

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Animals Bred:	45

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where canadian researchers are like, using instruments to listen to whales in the ocean. but get this, they’re not just any whales, they’re fin and blue whales. like, how crazy is that? you can join this server and listen to whale calls while you build your epic minecraft creations. it’s like having a whale concert right in your own virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so in tune with nature? come join us and experience the wonders of the deep blue sea while you mine and craft your way to victory. it’s a whale of a good time, trust me.

Alathra: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones with a sprinkle of vanilla, a dash of roleplay, and a side of world-building.

Alathra, Brewing, Calcite mountains, continents, Custom Mobs and Animals, Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes, Custom Plugins, Custom world, Dash, Game, Giant spruce forests, landmarks, Lore, Mangrove islands, meets, Minecraft, Movecraft, oceans, Prairies, Red sand deserts, Roleplay, RP & Worldbuilding, Semi Vanilla, Side, sprinkle, Temperature zones, Thrones, Towny, Tropical beaches, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8827
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7241	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Mines Excavated:	4576	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP: play.alathramc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY

Website: https://alathra.com/

Key Features:

Custom Fishing	Our latest update, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch.
Towny	Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding	One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story.
Custom World	The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. It consists of continents, oceans, and four temperature zones with various biomes and landmarks.
Custom Plugins	Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers that consistently develop new plugins and features, making the server unique with features like lockpicking, custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, and more.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Alathra?	To join Alathra, simply enter the IP “play.alathramc.com” in your Minecraft client and start exploring!
Can I create my own town or city?	Yes, you can create your own town or city with Towny. Claim areas, build safely, and invite your friends to join your settlement.
Is there a roleplay aspect to the server?	Yes, Alathra encourages lore, roleplay, and storytelling. Create your own unique character and story within the world.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Alathra has custom fishing, brewing, mobs, biomes, plugins, and more that enhance the gameplay experience.

Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server

asmr, board rules, Clips, Crafty, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, long tail tags, lucy pyre, Menhera, Minecraft, Nise Menhera, Otis, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, Server, Shons, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9544
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Lucy Pyre, the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet who loves her husbands more than diamonds in Minecraft!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!

So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!

Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP

accident, baby, cloth diapers, diaper, diaper bag, diaper changing, diaper duty, diaper genie, diaper rash, diapers, disposable diapers, hygiene, infant care, Mess, Minecraft, parenting, Poop, Potty training, reminder, Shalom, smp, Toddler, wear, Wearin

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8622
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!

CraftyWeddingBestMan

3rd marriage, 40s, best man, canceling, courthouse wedding, CraftyWeddingBestMan, évite, family time, friend’s wedding, insurance coverage, job changes, lack of details, last minute, late cancellation, milestone, obnoxious date, party reception, pulling teeth, second marriage, travel expenses

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7081
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring weddings and receptions? Join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual weddings are way more exciting and you don’t even have to leave your house. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any last-minute changes or annoying travel plans.

Forget about the stress of real-life weddings and come party with us in the virtual world. Who needs a third marriage reception when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and let’s celebrate love the Minecraft way!