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Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 5707 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
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