| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 7359 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 11 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8970 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2239 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 9679 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 110/100 | Votes: | 9115 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 22 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 |
Join us and witness the epic love story between a Minecraft player and their diamond pickaxe. Watch as they say “I do” in front of a crowd of creepers and skeletons, with fireworks made of TNT lighting up the sky.
Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most exclusive virtual wedding event of the year. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Join now and be part of the madness!
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 9953 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Holy Grails Found: | 4 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 30 |
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world without any interruptions from your significant other. No more cold shoulders or timers dictating when you can join them in bed – here, you’re free to play as long as you want!
So come on over and let loose on our server, where you can finally have the gaming experience you deserve without any guilt trips or snide remarks. Build, explore, and have a blast without worrying about being the “asshole” for wanting some time for yourself. Join now and say goodbye to clingy partners – it’s time to game in peace!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 2701 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 261 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 31 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Explore our vast world filled with hidden secrets and treasures, just like the secret bank account that guy set up before disappearing. Build your dream home and live out your wildest fantasies, just like that one person who faked their own death to avoid paying back their student loans.
But be warned, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. Just like how that one person who faked their own death is now living it up on a tropical island sipping margaritas. So come join us and start your new life today!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 6002 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
u know how in russia they be fining peeps for lookin’ too gay? well, on this server, u can be as gay as u want and no one’s gonna fine u. in fact, we encourage it! rainbow flags everywhere, drag queen zombies, and pride parades every day.
we got a secret underground club where all the mobs hang out, creepers doin’ shots of TNT, skeletons breakin’ it down on the dance floor, and endermen sippin’ on ender pearls. it’s like a rave, but with more explosions.
plus, we got the best mods in town. want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? we got it. wanna ride a unicorn into battle? we got it. wanna turn all the zombies into justin bieber fans? we got it (and we’re sorry).
so come join us on this wild ride, where the only rule is to have fun and be yourself. cuz on this server, being gay is A-OK!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 1477 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 833 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
> Get ready to dive into a world where pigs fly and creepers do the moonwalk.
> We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box, so come get rich with us!
> Our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.
> Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a stick at.
> So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this server is lit AF!
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5536 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 8 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
Join us for a server experience like no other, where the owner’s stories are as wild as his claims of owning properties in the Bahamas. Who needs a finance bro when you have Phony Fred leading the way? So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the unit). And remember, when in doubt, just ignore Phony Fred and enjoy the chaos!
| Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3552 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 298 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 425 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Experience the thrill of building your virtual world while dealing with unresolved family issues, just like OP’s unresolved feelings towards their father! Will you be able to navigate through the complexities of family dynamics while also trying to survive in the blocky world of Minecraft?
Join now and immerse yourself in a world where therapy is not an option, but building epic structures and battling mobs is! Who needs closure when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid? So come on, join our server and show us if you’re the real AITA (Am I The Architect) in this virtual world!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 1268 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 16 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5628 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
